4evafilthy

....So im out Friday nite with some friends. Mellow nite not much going on at all except for a couple of good Bro's gettin shitfaced havin a good time. So towards the end of the nite a girl comes and sits with us and we start talking. With her, was some old fat wierd guy who claimed he was a cop and was cool VERY annoying. So we continue to talk about things that are best not repeated(dirty talk hehehe). THings were goin great we were all having a great time. My friends bail and leave me with this girl who threatened that she could kill me in bed if i was up for the challenge. Naturally i said "lets go". Any drunk sex deprived male would do this. but anyways, in the meantime her fat cop friend found some drug induced drunk crackhore that he cuddle up with and was gone outta site. THe plan was to leave him there as we thought he left with the crackhore. But no he is around the corner waiting to leave and his demeanor has completely change. He tells me to get lost and call a cab. So i call a cab. (the girl who wanted to hang out was completely oblivious to what was goin on. So she pulls up and says to me, "are you getting in". and i jumped in the car. So her friend is in the back with the crackwhore im in the passenger seat and the girl is driving. First stop ditch the crackwhore at her house. We do that. Next i offer to help walk her to her front door becuase she could barely stand. Super cop jumps into the front seat and as i am getting in the back of the car he tells me, " you touch her Im gonna fucking kill you". and procedes to tell me that is his wife. And naturally i tell him that hes being rude and ill i want to do is go home. I even told her to stop the car and lemme out on the corner but she wouldnt do that. She said its to far to walk to your house from her. Super cop continues to bad mouth me and i laugh at him, say hes acting like and idiot, and tell him im not gonna put up that shit. So he turns around trys to grab my cel phone outta my hand then grabs my head and Socks me right in the fucking chops. Girl is freaking out screaming from the top of her lungs and i laugh at him again and get outta the car. They drive away as im spittin blood all over the place.
Did i do something wrong???????????? WTF i was cool as fuck the whole time i didnt deserve that. He was just pissed off cuz i was gonna get some and he wasnt which is a fucking stupid reason to to fuckin deck someone unexpectedly. God i was pissed. Oh well now everytime i eat i think of his ugly fat ass as my mouth is sore as fuck. Hey it sure as hell makes on hell of a story.lol