420neverforget

Dare I say it... I had fun at Disneyland. Totally sober. Although I am now lobster colored, as I was already burned from Tahoe. Oops.

Tomorrow I go to Disneyland to scare small children and romp around on hallucinagenic fungi. It sucks though, I missed Bat's Day by one day (it was today). Eh, maybe next year. I wasn't in the mood to dodge flying objects from bitchy ex-girlfriends today anyways. (Last time an ex-girlfriend of mine hit me in the face with her purse and the zipper missed cutting...
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Yeah Im back but none of you shitheads even acknowledged me missing so what the fuck do you care, right? Sorry, someones cranky from driving 7 hours. So yeah, I think Im just going to say fuck it and move up there. Just get out of here while I still can.

OK, so most of you that see this have probably already seen my awesome SG posters, but for those of you who haven't, take a look at this because its one of the coolest things ever, especially used in conjunction with SG:

Behold, the Rasterbator!
No, it doesn't categorize your porn collection, it blows up smaller pictures as big as you want, using dots of...
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God damn all these people that I used to know a few years ago that had eventually just stopped returning my calls are now calling me to hang out and whatever, but I really have no interest in hanging out with any of them, despite my horrendous boredom. Its funny, one of them I missed a lot, especially recently... but then she called and I...
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So this morning, around 3:30am, I get this fabulous idea to go to Western Bagel, thinking it would be empty so I could grab a dozen bagels without having to wait around... boy was I wrong... we get in there, and theres two skanky chicks and a huge hawaiian dude in front of us... and the skanky chicks take their sweet fucking time (as skanky...
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So I look at it this way: If I move to the UK, the money saved from ordering imported music would pay itself off in a month or two... at a savings of at LEAST $20 per cd. So why not? Because I will spend the money on drugs at their un-godly huge raves. It literally almost brings a tear to my eye to helicopter...
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Oh man, I feel like a corpse.

Fucking drugs, the best parts lasts a few hours, but of course the part that makes it so you cant fucking sleep stays until you're ready to beat your head against the shower tile for a moment of unconsciousness.

The reason I hate this most is you can't get away from that little voice in your head that...
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I HAVE DONE IT!! I have aquired a Playstation 2. It is only 50% mine, but that's fine with me. What isn't fine is that God does not want me to have Tekken 5... which sucks, but at least i have MORTAL KOMBAT (its only cool if you say it in the official Mortal Kombat voice). I will have Tekken though. Soon.

In other news,...
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