Yee haw, here we go again with opiate withdrawls... Its nowhere near my heroin withdrawls (i was hospitalized) but its still fucking unpleasant, I have random pains and aches and I dont really have anything to do but think about opium. Luckily my good friend Large Bottle of Rum is here to comfort me in my time of distress. I would say "I dont know why I do this to myself," but the truth is it's totally worth it. Im not going to die or anything, I just need to stop being a pussy and deal with it 
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum