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2 weekends ago Iwas at a big party in Kolding. All the
good people showed up, including
girl I've been seeing about a year ago who was being quite rowdy and bossy
(not in a negative way, she's incredibly funny and
smart) as usual, and kinda angry that she hasn't seen
me in a while (we're still really good friends). Of
course, when one are in no such condition as to
express ones feelings of sexual desire which are still
present for both of us, one might tend to get them out in some sort
of brawl. That's what she did.
She asked me: "Do you wanna fight me?"...
"Sure, but ho..."*SMACK*!!! She
hit me really hard with a fist on my left eyebrow. I
was stunned and uttered: "Wow, is it like tha..?"
*SMACK*!!! Another blow aimed at the excact same
place. It really hurt, and she's done it many times
before, but I guess this was it for me.
"Come on, don't you wanna fight
me?" soon proved to be her last words in that fight,
cause I hit her on the eyebrow and she fell back a few
steps and leaned against a wall. (This girl is about
my height, strong, athletic and huge breasts... she deserved it somehow. She's been talking about equality between sexes, and now was the time for her to feel it just a little bit). As she
later said on a cellphone messsage: " Damn, this really hurt! I can't
believe you hit me! You're the coolest, thanks I
needed that.".
Well, when she regained some sort of conciousness she
launched a few attacks which I gracefully dodged, and
repayed by giving a broken nose. The broken nose wasn't part of my plan, but then again, what is. She partied on with a broken nose that night...
She came to Copenhagen and stayed a night at my place. It was quite scary seeing my work on her face. Felt bad and bought her chocolate.

This weekend a friend and I dressed up as fat people and crashed a party we weren't invited to.
Hey Jint, rhus rocks!