So apparantley in the upcoming issue of US and World Report, theres a story on how our fearless Pre-O-Dent Mr Bush really enjoys "fart" jokes and humor. He also is known for hazing new assistants by calling them into his ofice directly after he lays a heater.
Now, I hate Bush more than the next guy, but I do find this genuinely amusing. I mean, your a new assistant. You get called into Mr Bushs office. As you walk towards the door you feel really nervous, considering its the leader of the free world, and all that shit.
So you walk in, extend your hand to give the man a handshake, and it hits you.
"Did this guy shit his fuckin pants or something?"
Now, what the hell do you say? Bush loves doing it to see if the new lab rat will smile and act like it doesnt reek of ass in there, or if they will actually question Bush on wether or not he just blew out his colon.
Alrightie, im done typing about Bushs ass.
Speaking of ass, the Red Sox finally got around to winning a game. Nice. About fucking time you douche bags.
New probs keep popping up though, as Manny Ramirez is now saying hes "injured" and had to come out of last nights game. Manny, who has been on the rag since the scorekepper didnt give him credit for a single he had against the Yankees, and instead ruled it as an error, has been so-called Hurt since Tuesday. And he continues to bitch about this scorekeeper (has anyone even heard the scorekeepers name mentioned EVER? Ive been a baseball fan all my life, and I never heard the goddamned scorekeepers name dragged into anything.
Heres the facts Manny, after the all star break we were considered a World Series contender. Now, We look like the biggest bunch of pretenders ever. Man up Manny. This is what you get paid MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR! (I believe it works out to about 140000 every time he walks up to the plate.) THe fuck you got to bitch about??!!
alright, im done. Farts and baseball. One day someone will read these blogs and realize how much I contribute to society.
--Nick
Now, I hate Bush more than the next guy, but I do find this genuinely amusing. I mean, your a new assistant. You get called into Mr Bushs office. As you walk towards the door you feel really nervous, considering its the leader of the free world, and all that shit.
So you walk in, extend your hand to give the man a handshake, and it hits you.
"Did this guy shit his fuckin pants or something?"
Now, what the hell do you say? Bush loves doing it to see if the new lab rat will smile and act like it doesnt reek of ass in there, or if they will actually question Bush on wether or not he just blew out his colon.
Alrightie, im done typing about Bushs ass.
Speaking of ass, the Red Sox finally got around to winning a game. Nice. About fucking time you douche bags.
New probs keep popping up though, as Manny Ramirez is now saying hes "injured" and had to come out of last nights game. Manny, who has been on the rag since the scorekepper didnt give him credit for a single he had against the Yankees, and instead ruled it as an error, has been so-called Hurt since Tuesday. And he continues to bitch about this scorekeeper (has anyone even heard the scorekeepers name mentioned EVER? Ive been a baseball fan all my life, and I never heard the goddamned scorekeepers name dragged into anything.
Heres the facts Manny, after the all star break we were considered a World Series contender. Now, We look like the biggest bunch of pretenders ever. Man up Manny. This is what you get paid MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR! (I believe it works out to about 140000 every time he walks up to the plate.) THe fuck you got to bitch about??!!
alright, im done. Farts and baseball. One day someone will read these blogs and realize how much I contribute to society.
--Nick
ontothenext:
who doesnt like a good blog post about Farts and Baseball?? Hey whats up?
rdpixie:
All I'm thinking about is Robot Chicken - Tacos rule! 