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I cut my arm! I tripped on a stuffed animal walking back to my room and hit my arm on the corner of a table. What do I do? I'm bleeding, but I don't want to leave my room again. frown
_panda_:
Hopefully you gave that stuffed animal a good reaming! wink
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pudding:
i prefer to use the kindney punch, or really any form of assault that will have the other person pissing blood for a week. and it comes after the smile.
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sillyokio:
no you won't. you've got plenty of far more wonderful people here on sg to keep you company.


you've always got my email if you ever feel the need to talk to me.
terrakotta:
OKAY
FIRST of all, I did not realize that you and I share the same soul! Evidence:

1. I went out to dinner last night, and one of the two toilets in the (claustrophobic, by the way) ladies' room had a cracked seat just like yours. Perhaps I was dining at your house in some Twilight Zone kind of way???

2. I JUST and I mean JUST rented and watched Charlie Brown's "Snoopy, Come Home" on DVD and sure enough, it's the special with "No Dogs Allowed!" Coincidence? I don't think so!

Have a wonderful holiday if I don't get back on SG in the next week biggrin biggrin biggrin !

(Of course, I may be in your bathroom later on today)
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Someone broke my flippin' toilet seat!!! Un-flippin'-believable!!!

I actually can't stop laughing.
chronoszero:
Broke it how, exactly? Were the attempting to climb out the window to evade some kind of danger?
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I'm finally back from an unexpected trip. It has only been two weeks, but it seems like an eternity. An old friend passed away and I got stuck with the job of sorting his belongings. He was 34 years old and all alone. He would always claim to be a loser in this game. I wish I had given him more attention.

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_panda_:
thats a good deed kid, glad to have you in my life.
terrakotta:
How was the turkey? smile

I'm sorry to hear about your friend.

I gave up on the work romance and have instead resorted to ogling her from a distance while hiding behind trees and inside the women's bathroom stalls.
ahhhh... and people say old-fashioned romance is gone... tongue biggrin
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I really like this:
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oxalis:
awww... i like it, too.
redwildflower:
OMG that was so sad though. Just wanted to hug the little guy.
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I'm getting bored at work and I have stolen enough office supplies. It's time to find a new job.

I installed a new antenna in the attic today and I thought I heard voices calling me into a dark corner. The antenna has to be adjusted, but I don't want to go back up there again. It's so hot and creepy. I need a kind...
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sillyokio:
I'm free, of course. love love

I missed you!!
ravana620:
i'm not doing anything important and being fed to spirits doesn't bother me, who knows maybe they just want to play a little, either way sounds like fun biggrin
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Good night, everyone! Have a GREAT Friday!!!
chronoszero:
Raise a freaking glass to the weekend! Have a bloody fantastic one!
_panda_:
I am playing hookey friday then flying to denver.
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chronoszero:
Ah, what I wouldn't give for a good night's sleep. Here's to dreams unfulfilled!
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I had to interview two people for programming positions. One only knew Cobol and was as cold as ice and the other kept lying about everything. I think I'll hire both of them.

Lamp!!! I need a new lamp! And more candy!

Is it really a bad idea to date someone from work? Don't get your meat where you get your bread?

Check out this...
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chronoszero:
Never stick your quill in the company ink well. By the way, I've got two lamps I'm not using.
terrakotta:
Dude, don't cannibalize the workplace man! It's never a good idea to date a co-worker (for proof, see my posting from about a year ago this time). Then again, if you date someone you pick up at a bar, she might be a deranged psychopath. At least if the co-worker robs or kills you, the police have her social security number. tongue

I'd hire the liar, personally. Much more interesting things to dislike about him. biggrin