sillyokio:
you.
Bowled again. 
91, 92, 60
I'm still the lowest scoring player in the entire league. I have never beat anyone in the six weeks I have been playing. I feel like crap, but I'm happy that I am trying to go out and meet new people. Would you continue?
I need a hug. I think I'll go to the pet store tomorrow and pet the...
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91, 92, 60
I'm still the lowest scoring player in the entire league. I have never beat anyone in the six weeks I have been playing. I feel like crap, but I'm happy that I am trying to go out and meet new people. Would you continue?
I need a hug. I think I'll go to the pet store tomorrow and pet the...
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92! I bowled a 92! Even though I am still the worst person on my team, I am improving. Accept the good!
Bowling night! It's the night my self-esteem dies a little. Why do I keep going?
sillyokio:
cause you're tryin to impress me.
I'm going to a birthday party for the brother of a good friend. I have not spoken to this friend in over ten years. We just lost contact. I'm a little nervous.
64! I bowled a 64! Bowling sucks!
I am the worst player in the entire league! I'm becoming a legend!
I am the worst player in the entire league! I'm becoming a legend!
sillyokio:
64's better than last time!
I'm going to give bowling another shot tomorrow. I still have a bit of self-respect that needs to be destroyed.
That 33 was really a low point in my life.
I'm shooting for a 40!
That 33 was really a low point in my life.
I'm shooting for a 40!
sillyokio:
pfft.
you CAN do better than that.
i suggest:
granny roll!
you CAN do better than that.
i suggest:
granny roll!
33! I bowled a 33!
I need a hug.
I need a hug.
sillyokio:
oh noes!
.:big hugs:.
.:big hugs:.
terrakotta:
))HUG((
If it makes you feel any better, I have this double-jointed problem with my thumbs so I have trouble holding things like a 10lb bowling ball, so I have often pulled the whole Sophia-from-Golden-Girls tuck-under-the-legs two-handed bowl. And yes, I looked like an assclown doing it. And most importantly, I still bowled horribly.
I feel your pain, man!
))HUG((
If it makes you feel any better, I have this double-jointed problem with my thumbs so I have trouble holding things like a 10lb bowling ball, so I have often pulled the whole Sophia-from-Golden-Girls tuck-under-the-legs two-handed bowl. And yes, I looked like an assclown doing it. And most importantly, I still bowled horribly.
I feel your pain, man!
))HUG((
i declined the blind date. It would make me too uncomfortable. No one should be made to feel that way. I have to at least stalk the girl for a few weeks first to get to know her and the type of feminine hygiene products she uses. You know what I'm saying? It's just common sense.
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sillyokio:
Good luck, my love. 
Has anyone been on a blind date? Is it really as bad as they say? My friends are trying to fix me up with this girl, but I don't know.... I usually like to know the person a little first.
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sillyokio:
Because then we wouldn't be nearly as special, or so they say.
terrakotta:
Yes. I'm going to be brutally honest. They fucken suck. However, it's easier if you do the "blind double date" thing: meet her for the first time while going out with the people who set you up. That way, there's less awkwardness.