3am

Hi!!!!!!

I had an AWESOME day at work today! I actually finished a game of solitaire AND I got to pet some lady's dog. I love dogs! I could roll around on the floor with them all day. They usually get tired and embarrassed long before I do.

Why didn't they just kill Gilligan?

Hey there!!!!!!

Why hasn't Amazon sent my digital camera yet?!?! That free shipping is a scam. There is so much I want to share, like my commute to work, my cubicle, and me flipping off my boss while his back is turned. I have such full life and I feel it needs to be shared.

I don't want to brag, but I just scored some...
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Yeah!!!

I have my first victim/friend!

ROSSCOE ROCKS!!!!!!

I finally ordered a digital camera, so I hope to offend an entirely new group of people soon.

I just finished painting my walls pure white. And you know what that means, don't you? We get to sleep in the car tonight! Yes, you are coming with me! Charge up the old iPod and regale me with stories of old.

The voice in my head is telling me to dye my hair red again. I cannot argue with the voice! The voice commands...
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I've had it with this pc! The darn thing will not even search folders without crashing.

It's time to go back home to the Mac!!!

My chest is feeling a little better today. I guess I won't die.

Why doesn't anyone want to go to Disneyland?!?! It's a hoot! I need new hipper friends.

Braces suck donkey!!!

Can you bruise a lung coughing? I've been coughing for the past two weeks (plague I think) and today I developed an intense pain in my chest.

Hi!

First entry!!!

I've never written a journal before, so I'm not really sure what to include. Please forgive the randomness of my thoughts spewing out of my fingers.

A little about me:
- love to play the guitar - I really suck, but it's still fun!
- I paint anything that doesn't run and call the police. My apartment walls are my usual canvases....
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