3am

I finished all my Christmas shopping today! It's beginning to become a bit pricey. All my friends have at least two kids now! It's not fair! Maybe I should make up a kid of my own. What if a teenager popped into my life? The result of some tropical island fling I had many years ago? I bet I could get some pretty neat toys! Although, I guess it would be easier to just buy the toys for myself. Excuses as to why the kid is never around are sure to run out.