3am

Never stick your quill in the company ink well. By the way, I've got two lamps I'm not using.

Dude, don't cannibalize the workplace man! It's never a good idea to date a co-worker (for proof, see my posting from about a year ago this time). Then again, if you date someone you pick up at a bar, she might be a deranged psychopath. At least if the co-worker robs or kills you, the police have her social security number.

I'd hire the liar, personally. Much more interesting things to dislike about him.