Owed Two a Spell Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer, it came with my pea sea;
It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong or write, it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is made it nose bee...
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Eye halve a spelling chequer, it came with my pea sea;
It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong or write, it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is made it nose bee...
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lesleyslenning:
tee hee, boo!
yuriel:
werd 
So they've been airing these insanely stupid advertisements on TV here for AXE body spray deodorant. They're excrutiatingly annoying. IN any case, I sent the following email to them using the feedback thing on their website. I'll post the reply if I get one
"Hi,
I have some questions in regards to one of your products; namely the AXE body spray deodorant. I've recently viewed...
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"Hi,
I have some questions in regards to one of your products; namely the AXE body spray deodorant. I've recently viewed...
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amethyst:
lol that's awesome!!!
so_:
Thanks for the birthday wishes! Have a great summer.
And don't forget to show her the way.
And don't forget to show her the way.
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stirfry:
my vote goes with "really fuckin creepy"
misscore:
lolllll, yeah freaky and stupid!
My movie pick of the month 
"My Life as a Dog" (1985/Sweden) Subtitled (NOT the dubbed one)
IMDB Page
"My Life as a Dog" (1985/Sweden) Subtitled (NOT the dubbed one)
IMDB Page
yuriel:
haha funny.
hey at least you picked subtitles! I HATE DUBS!
haha
hey at least you picked subtitles! I HATE DUBS!
haha
Holyfuckingcrap. 
I was just looking out the office window and saw this dude motoring down the sidewalk on a segway. I've never seen one in action, but does it ever look stupid.
Which got me thinking about the military issue one (the one that's actually cool). Now I'm sitting here thinking about an entire platoon of segway equipped soldiers crusing through the Iraqi dessert. It'd...
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I was just looking out the office window and saw this dude motoring down the sidewalk on a segway. I've never seen one in action, but does it ever look stupid.
Which got me thinking about the military issue one (the one that's actually cool). Now I'm sitting here thinking about an entire platoon of segway equipped soldiers crusing through the Iraqi dessert. It'd...
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yuriel:
segways hahahha
the imagery man heheh
funny as hell!
the imagery man heheh
funny as hell!
The itsy bitsy penis went up the pussy hole,
Out came the cum shot, it splattered from the pole.
Out came the cum shot, it splattered from the pole.
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so_:
Welcome to disturbing poetry night.
syracusescumbag:
absolutely beautiful man...
... it brought a tear to my eye
... it brought a tear to my eye
Meh. Gots me a new SG milita stylin' profile pic.
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yuriel:
rock it man!
so_:
He seems to be okay, but I dunno time will really tell. He didn't really take the last one too well. And then he didn't really exercise, etc as much as he should have.
Still haven't been down to see him yet. Gotta get in there when I stop sniffling.
And now I'm a ticking time bomb ... tick tock tick tock
[Edited on Jun 04, 2004 10:38PM]
Still haven't been down to see him yet. Gotta get in there when I stop sniffling.
And now I'm a ticking time bomb ... tick tock tick tock
[Edited on Jun 04, 2004 10:38PM]
I have nothing to say, so here's a thingie from a song
It's not the red of the dying sun
The morning sheets' surprising stain
It's not the red of which we bleed
The red of cabernet sauvignon
A world of ruby all in vain
It's not that red
I wish this would be your colour
Your colour, I wish
It's not as golden as...
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It's not the red of the dying sun
The morning sheets' surprising stain
It's not the red of which we bleed
The red of cabernet sauvignon
A world of ruby all in vain
It's not that red
I wish this would be your colour
Your colour, I wish
It's not as golden as...
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sexykitten:
you are to cute sweetie... 
I'm all partied out. My mouth tastes like a fucking ashtray.
Went to a buddy's birthday party at the Black Dog last night. A whole bunch of guys back from the high school days showed up, some I haven't seen for years, so that was pretty rockin'
For entertainment, we played a game dubbed "spygame", based on the thing on TLC where they put people...
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1aura1:
that's funny!
sqook:
I haven't bought any of it yet, man. I don't have any furniture to my name now except for computer tables and racks. =)
It has been brought to my attention that I haven't updated my journal in a while
Not sure that I have much to say except that I'm fucking stoked about the burlesque/live show thing on July 9th at the likwid louge
Not sure that I have much to say except that I'm fucking stoked about the burlesque/live show thing on July 9th at the likwid louge
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2thumbs:
Well, there's a show in your area June 29th
userlame:
whoo. thank you. 
now come buy me a drink!
now come buy me a drink!