So yesterday I went to play basketball with the guys. Being smart old me, I just ran out of the house not realizing I was wearing fucking sandals. End of that story is that I gauged a huge fucking hunk of skin off my right foot. Lesson learned. 
After I cleaned up my mangled appendage, we went over to the Stonehouse for drinks. Finally got...
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After I cleaned up my mangled appendage, we went over to the Stonehouse for drinks. Finally got...
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I just discovered that white tequila + tropicana twister grape berry spin = fucking awesomeness 
I thought it'd be fucking nasty, but it's so freaking good
In other news, the Oilers signed Peca and Pronger... fuckin' eh!
I thought it'd be fucking nasty, but it's so freaking good
In other news, the Oilers signed Peca and Pronger... fuckin' eh!
doublejesus:
i can't wait for hockey to start!!! OMG!!!
yuriel:
holy hell the oilers
theres a team i aint heard shit about in AGES. heh.
wow. hockey its been forever now....
mmmm that IS awesomeness bro
theres a team i aint heard shit about in AGES. heh.
wow. hockey its been forever now....
mmmm that IS awesomeness bro
So today was fucking awesome.
Went to the football game ( CFL - Hamilton at Edmonton ). While we were standing in the ticket line, this dude comes up and gives us free tickets
Then Edmonton won. Which wasn't a big surprise considering the opponent was Hamilton
Then on our way back, we're standing at the ticket machine for the LRT (subway), and I'm about...
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Went to the football game ( CFL - Hamilton at Edmonton ). While we were standing in the ticket line, this dude comes up and gives us free tickets
Then Edmonton won. Which wasn't a big surprise considering the opponent was Hamilton
Then on our way back, we're standing at the ticket machine for the LRT (subway), and I'm about...
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faithless000:
apparently all the good luck in the world went to edmonton yesterday. bastard good for you, glad it was fun.
So I finallly noticed the distinct disadvantage of living in close proximity to several bars; trying to sleep between 02:00 and 03:00 Fridays and Saturdays is next to impossible.
"HEY.. HEY WHOOOOO YEA"
"YEA. I'M SO DRUNK"
*slam* *crash*
"WHOOO YEAAY"
"DUDE DUDE GRAB HIS NUTSACK.. WHOOOOEEEEEEYEAY"
*another crash*
*police siren*
LET ME SLEEP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! Fucking degenerate alcoholics.
"HEY.. HEY WHOOOOO YEA"
"YEA. I'M SO DRUNK"
*slam* *crash*
"WHOOO YEAAY"
"DUDE DUDE GRAB HIS NUTSACK.. WHOOOOEEEEEEYEAY"
*another crash*
*police siren*
LET ME SLEEP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! Fucking degenerate alcoholics.
yuriel:
and this is when we resort to knockout pills massive amounts of booze or a baseball bat and a dunebuggy and some drivebys
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sorry to hear man.
ew. god dude
like yeah hope youre getting more rest now.
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sorry to hear man.
ew. god dude
like yeah hope youre getting more rest now.
How can it be that Cherry Coke is an elixer so delicious, as if created by the hand of God himself; yet Vanilla Coke, a brew so vile, spawned in the depths of Satan's hellfyre?
It boggles the mind.
It boggles the mind.
Had another successfull Canada Day Weekend Party At 2thumbs', rocking hard since 2000
Highlights included:
- Sachia and I running around in a hail storm.
- Matt getting zapped by lighting traveling through the grill, the flipper thing, and finally knocking him back.
- Finding the perfect natural beer can holder
- Sachia getting abused as a paint-ball target by Matt
- Sachia taping his...
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Highlights included:
- Sachia and I running around in a hail storm.
- Matt getting zapped by lighting traveling through the grill, the flipper thing, and finally knocking him back.
- Finding the perfect natural beer can holder
- Sachia getting abused as a paint-ball target by Matt
- Sachia taping his...
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yuriel:
oh hell yeah. thats a fuckin party
and you got to make out with a hot girl
lucky you
hehe
rock on man
haha you dont have to care even if you do remember
the lovely thing is most everyone else doesnt or is so trashed their recollection is wrong anyways
and you got to make out with a hot girl
lucky you
hehe
rock on man
haha you dont have to care even if you do remember
the lovely thing is most everyone else doesnt or is so trashed their recollection is wrong anyways
yuriel:
heh i need to really.
i was just feeling unusually crummy
and some people were not helping
not giving a fuck is much easier with a wealth of money or purteh ladies i swear
or... hrm... things that go boom yes.
videogames!!!
speaking of which
tonight i rent rtk X and -swoon-
thanks for the sentiment man
one day ima perfect that trick
heh heh
i was just feeling unusually crummy
and some people were not helping
not giving a fuck is much easier with a wealth of money or purteh ladies i swear
or... hrm... things that go boom yes.
videogames!!!
speaking of which
tonight i rent rtk X and -swoon-
thanks for the sentiment man
one day ima perfect that trick
heh heh
Came in too late to work today 'cause I had to shave my balls. -nod- True story that is.
yuriel:
*laughs*
hey if ever i heard a reason for comfort and being late....
funny story though.
hey if ever i heard a reason for comfort and being late....
funny story though.
yuriel:
Oh please tell me thats a joke.
though i indeed laugh hard it does make me kind of sad to see that could be serious.
the orange crush joke never gets old.
which reminds me. i could actually tolerate that stuff. which is odd as im allergic to oranges and normally hate orange flavored anything. cept crush. i loved that as a lil kid.
though i indeed laugh hard it does make me kind of sad to see that could be serious.
the orange crush joke never gets old.
which reminds me. i could actually tolerate that stuff. which is odd as im allergic to oranges and normally hate orange flavored anything. cept crush. i loved that as a lil kid.
Incoherence is the cornerstone of insanity.
ophelia:
*shouts incoherently*
lotus:
haha
"I brake for hallucinations."
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mya22:
I have searched FAR AND WIDE for that fucking "Out on Main Street" book... no one has it in like a 50 mile radius. Guess I need to put that presentation idea in the trash.
Guess I need to put that presentation idea in the trash.
mya22:
OMGOMG.... a friend of mine has the story i need from that book photocopied... she's leaving it in her mailbox for me!!! YAY!!! *throws confetti*
Hmmm QOTD
"I'm not perfect, but parts of me are totaly awesome."
Ohh and check out http://www.piercedglasses.com/
"I'm not perfect, but parts of me are totaly awesome."
Ohh and check out http://www.piercedglasses.com/
yuriel:
I need to start living by those words man
i think the idea of the self evaluation is to discourage people so they dn't have t give outraises as often.