Last night was eventful to say the least, in a crappy sort of way. First off there is nothing like running around in your neighbor's bushes at 1 in the morning to finally catch your sister's cat and throw it inside.
Secondly there only the better than chasing a cat through you neighbor's shrubbery is when things get going with your girlfriend and you realize that you are out of profilactics. So, you call your buddy that manages a convienience store which closed ten minutes ago to hold the store open so you can purchase some condoms. Then you make it there and back in about 11 minutes only to find that things are pretty much "cooled off". SON OF A BITCH.
And thirdly, you find that the girl you thought was a virgin, your girlfriend, definitely is not. (not that thats a problem, just dissapointing in a way. But at least I dont have the responsibility of being her first)
Other than those three MAJOR setbacks the night went pretty well. Had an incredible time with that amazing girl and the Swarm won 7-5. Hopefully the rest of the week goes a little bit better
Secondly there only the better than chasing a cat through you neighbor's shrubbery is when things get going with your girlfriend and you realize that you are out of profilactics. So, you call your buddy that manages a convienience store which closed ten minutes ago to hold the store open so you can purchase some condoms. Then you make it there and back in about 11 minutes only to find that things are pretty much "cooled off". SON OF A BITCH.
And thirdly, you find that the girl you thought was a virgin, your girlfriend, definitely is not. (not that thats a problem, just dissapointing in a way. But at least I dont have the responsibility of being her first)
Other than those three MAJOR setbacks the night went pretty well. Had an incredible time with that amazing girl and the Swarm won 7-5. Hopefully the rest of the week goes a little bit better
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parisambrosia:
Why did you think she was a virgin? Did she tell you that in the beginning? If she did then that's fucked but if you just assumed and happily now found out she's not.....yay! Sometimes the virginal thing is a little much....I've turned down sex with two virgins just cuz I didn't want to be that person and I thought it would be hella boring!
night:
Just wanted to tell you i had a great time. 