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I tells yah...there's no reason to ever go to school if you can exploit people. If I didn't think I could do more with my life I'd become a televangelist. Preaching and scaming...scaming and...scaming. It would be a great life. Old ladies would leave their fortunes to me and I would do some really fun things like...buying a redwood forest and building a whole tree top city like in Lord of the Rings...ooooh...soooo good. Then I'd build a crystal cathedral and preach from there getting more money...then I'd buy out the scientologists...sell their assets to old ladies and then get the old ladies to donate them back to me...ah yes...the power of faith.
Awwww...I wish I was Richard Greer...he "insults" ladies by kissing them...for goodness sakes...if I walked around doing that I'd be...Richard.
School is good...there's a lot fewer goths here these days than like 8 months ago...they all graduated or something
Everybody is clean and tidy and won't be most very evil.
I got my Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon DVD back and have watched that a few more times...it's well done but there's a classyness to it that makes it attractive.
I woke up earlier today at 7 AM (went to bed at 4 AM) and thought it was 2 PM. I got ready very very very quickly but while in the shower I heard birds chirping and knew that it was 7 rather than 2...dang. For some reason though my back isn't sore...my muscles don't ache...must be because I'm reducing my running regiment. Rather than stamina I'm working on short distance speed for the next two weeks in preperation for a tournament.

Questions:
How many fingers do you have? (9...hmmm...that's not right...let me count again: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9...strange...I guess I've lost one somewhere)
mmmm...jellybeans? (mmmmmm...)
How many breadboards do you have? (3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden...? (Banana)
Why am I alone? (I am a monkey)

Bonus:
Have you ever loved and lost? (no...well yes...I wanted that G4 Powerbook sooooo badly)
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Update: you'll never guess who's coming to see me on the weeeeeeekend