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I'm sore all over
The snow is melting outside and creating little rivers all over the place so we guys at work went out and built a huge snow mound at the top of a hill so we'd have an extra bit of hill and then we built a jump by a fence so we could jump the fence and I went first and the jump wasn't made right so I slammed into the fence. From now on I'm doing the physics for all our crazy projects.
Anyhow, we fixed the ramp and I went down it again and I went right over but came down hard and knocked the wind right out of me...but that was part of the plan (I calculafamated that). Then another guy took the jump and he couldn't breath for like a whole minute (yah way). Then a guy who got laid off a few weeks back drove his car in and wrecked our ramp so we threw snowballs at him and hit him in the ear...so he cried like a baby and we threw more snowballs at him. That's a big difference between guys and girls, init? Course it was Sandra who hit him in the ear.
Will yah look at the curves on that? You know what I'm talking about...precomputed sin/cos (gotcha).