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I'm an idiot...and I continue to get worse: rope, cafeteria trays, cars, and I don't mix without one or all of us getting hurt

Exams just finished for me and my friends and I decided to celebrate (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
So, we went snowboarding (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)...except there isn't much snow around here (melting) and we didn't want to wreck our snowboards (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that's enough).
So, we decided that it would be a good idea to be towed behind a car while holding onto a rope and standing on a Cafeteria tray...not a good idea especially since I'm still healing from my last accident.
Anyways, we get a couple trays and start going down a nice paved hill (where a kid was killed last week due to the ice) when my friend floors it. Not realizing that he's been drinking I hang on and we hit 85 (km/h) before he decides it's time to slow down.
But...it's a downhill stretch so I keep going and plow into the back of his car, over the roof and onto the hood. Needless to say it was quite fun and quite stupid.
Thus, to teach myself a lesson I'm offering people the chance to punch me in the stomach, no joke (really serious).
If you can find me within one year of today you can punch me in the stomach.

Sign up below, and tell your friends cause punching me in the stomach without my permission usually ends up with you being a pile of bloody pulp