who's a monkey...you are...you are...you're the wittle monkey...yes you are...goochie gooo...goochie goochie goo...awww...so sweeeeeet...
weekend...will be fun (hopefully)...there will be little sleep to be had by anybody (including me) but I will get lots of biking done
I keep breaking things left and right. My bike got run over by a truck...I say bike and not me because I was tumbling onto the road after hitting a pot hole...so I am banged up a bit but not all that much. Nothing serious at all...but my leg muscles will soon be able to kick your ass 4 ways to Greenland (bike, run, ski, and skate).
Today I dressed up the nicest I have in about a year...that's right...I wore something nice...it was still casual but something that befits a superstar like myself.
Today I learnt that if you buy me 2 pounds of grapes...I will eat them right away...and then if you buy me a watermelon...I will eat that too...and then...if you give me a peach...I will eat that too...and then...I will play gamecube...and then I will go for a run...and then...if you give me chicken...I will eat it...and then I will rest...and also that...peekabo...who's a widdle monkey...that's right, you are.
weekend...will be fun (hopefully)...there will be little sleep to be had by anybody (including me) but I will get lots of biking done
I keep breaking things left and right. My bike got run over by a truck...I say bike and not me because I was tumbling onto the road after hitting a pot hole...so I am banged up a bit but not all that much. Nothing serious at all...but my leg muscles will soon be able to kick your ass 4 ways to Greenland (bike, run, ski, and skate).
Today I dressed up the nicest I have in about a year...that's right...I wore something nice...it was still casual but something that befits a superstar like myself.
Today I learnt that if you buy me 2 pounds of grapes...I will eat them right away...and then if you buy me a watermelon...I will eat that too...and then...if you give me a peach...I will eat that too...and then...I will play gamecube...and then I will go for a run...and then...if you give me chicken...I will eat it...and then I will rest...and also that...peekabo...who's a widdle monkey...that's right, you are.
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bombshellbetty:
I didn't make it up! You're the one who asked if the costume made your butt look big! And I don't need money or fast cars to get the girls. I've got what they call ... charm! 
bombshellbetty:
"I fart in your general direction!!!" Ha! Low calorie Pepsi?!? Shows what you know - you wouldn't know bodacious charm if it bit you right through that pirate costume of yours! Which, by the way, does make your butt look big. Hmmph. (And a very good night to you too!)