I've been sick for a week now. This shit sucks! I feel like death but on the plus side i've managed to amuse myself by trying to guess what color my technicolored phelgm is going to come out as next and i've been picking up a lot more hours at work, presumably because I went all contagious monkey from Outbreak on my co-worker's asses and gave them the motaba virus and they've been dropping like flies.... Those pussies. In closing, I need soup, boobies and someone to nurse me back to health on my one day off, preferably someone with boobies who is not a man. Thank you.
Timothy
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