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I saw Cloris Leachman in her granny panties. Total reverse boner.

I've decided that Shaved vagina kinda makes me feel dirty. Like i'm some perv or something and I half expect Chris Hansen from Dateline's To Catch A predator to pop out of nowhere and plaster my face all over T.V. I'm not saying I want to see chicks with bear skin bikinis either. I think landing strips are a happy medium and sexy as fuck....
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So I got into a discussion at work about hot cartoon chicks that I would fornicate. It got me thinking and 5 hours after work I finally narrowed it down to a top ten.

1. Marge Simpson (Simpsons)
2. Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
3. Hinata (Naruto)
4. Holly Wood (Cool World)
5. Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
6. Molitov Cocktease (Venture Bros.)
7. Fu (Samurai Champloo)...
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24 inches of snow, pj's and video games. The perfect way to spend your B-day.

Slowly but surely learning how to play the Mario Bros. theme song on the harmonica. It's gonna take a while but it'll totally be worth it.

I may be old fashioned but when a man tells me to wear my boner pants, I wear my boner pants.

Got bored so I decided to read up on A.C. Gilbert, inventor of the erector set and apparently the man who pantented the vibrator. The first womens vibrator was made right here in the bustling metropolis known as Torrington. Yeah, you're welcome ladies.

Playin' hooky from work, don't tell my boss. It'll be our little secret.