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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

I have to admit there is some pretty fuuny shit around SG. Like last night when I was checking out the boards by entering a search using the words, Camel Toe.
How About Some Camel Toe? seemed like the thread I was looking for. Do not be scared now , allow yourself to click on that link.
Did you think Camel Toe was just for the women? No way Jose.



Then there are moments when a person has more Camel Toe than the person sitting beside them.



How about enough Camel Toe for the whole audience. Leaves me wondering if a toilet comes in King Kong size. When this woman flies SouthWest I bet she needs to buy window to isle seating. 3 seats 3 tickets, what a way to add up those frequent flier miles.

For those that do not have enough Camel Toe and would like to take a chance of being photograped in public for any one of a thousand plus Camel Toe websites ....



I bet the inventor of this novelty item cannot beat the developers away from the Patents Dept. door. One has to stop and think about how many ways Camel Toe can become new and improved. Nowhere do I read Women's Camel Toe Only, so go a head guy and strap that around your fucking ass.

Any of you people Irises lovers. I have at my disposal a couple of hundred assorted Irises bulbs. Want cost you a thing just let me know in an e-mail. Hurts me to think of throwing the bulbs out in the trash. For those of you that think you know the appearance of an Irises but are not sure, just for you.



Remember I say assorted because I do not know what color the flower will bloom next year. As the saying goes though; Variety is the spice of life.
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