1akbrian

I'll admit I'm like everyone else on here, I joined to see naked tattooed women. I stayed because of the awesome people I have had the pleasure of meeting in this digital playground. Here are some of the people on here that I would absolutely love to meet in person. I would love to build some Legos with @soraleia . I want to be in...
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I will start this off by saying that I was heavily intoxicated when this event took place. Last weekend I was at my friends house for a BBQ and we were telling our drunken adventure stories to his sheriff buddies. My buddy looks at me with a huge grin on his face and says "do you remember the giraffe hunt?". It was one of the...
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I have a customer who keeps yelling oh yeah every couple of minutes. I have the strangest urge just to start strangling him why screaming oh yeah at the top of my lungs.

My big lebowski set is now complete and I could not resist getting the captain Spaulding after seeing it in one of @soraleia pictures.

I walk into my bar and first thing my buddy pulls me aside. He's whispering to me "hey you see the girl in the red shirt". I look, and he says "it's a dude trying to be a girl". I look at my friend and just say "and?". He looked at me with the most confused look on his face and says "that doesn't bother...
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A girl sets her drink down next to me at the door. As she walks by she nonchalantly runs her hand across my junk. She looks me dead in the eyes and says "whoops". I liked right at her and said "hey lady this isn't a bus go get your cheap thrills somewhere else". She looked insanely upset that she got rejected. Don't get me...
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My favorite living artist is hands down Aja who runs the Sagittarius gallery on etsy. I stumbled on her page a few years back and fell in love.