I swear to god if I get one more unicorn related anything I'm going to light it on fire. I just got a t- shirt from a girl I've known for years and guess what, it's got a fucking unicorn on it. I've never liked unicorns ever, I really don't know how this started. I honestly would prefer nothing than anything unicorn related. Fuck just...
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My friend just scored hulk 181 at a yard sale for $20. I already tried offering him $400 for but he knows he's got gold. I am so fucking jealous, but he is an awesome guy who deserves it.
satanachist:
Some dudes have all the luck!
1akbrian:
Tell me about it @satanachist
As a bouncer I hear all the time, if something happens here I got your back. My response never changes its always, well that's good to know. I really want to say hey dickhead if I needed your help my boss should fire me. The last thing I need is some 80lb twig boy trying to help me throw out some douchebag. I mean seriously...
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mredd6281:
Night Bro!
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1akbrian:
Yes and possibly on pills or something. That's nothing, this same girl about two months ago shit herself out front of the bar. If that happened to me I think I would seriously reevaluate my life choices @superbabzy
superbabzy:
I absolutely agree