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colchicine:
WOW! wtf is wrong with people???? Ive been noticing thats a big issue with a lot of douche bags, when you react to something stupid they do, THEY act like YOU are the asshole. Something like that happened to me last week, this loser in a jeep cut us off in traffic and when we honked he waved and smiled like it was funny so we flipped him off and he acted SUPER offended and glared at us and added douche bag body language to boot.  What in the world was the guy thinking before touching your goatee??? " I'm going to fondle a grown man's facial hair and he should be totally fine with it, because this is an absolutely normal thing for an adult man to do. He better not get mad at me!!" 
1akbrian:
@colchicine at least when a woman has ever touched my goatee they've asked. I feel like smacking the next guy right in the face. Open handed of course, and just hard enough that he pee's himself a little. 
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My friend just called me and said I'm one of three candidates for a possible position at a dream job. I hope I get picked, it would mean I could quit bouncing on the weekends. This job offers health insurance and retirement plus a significant pay increase. I would still be doing the same thing I am now just at a way better company.

satanachist:
fingers crossed!
1akbrian:
Thanks @satanachist 
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Finding parts for this little monster has been difficult to say the least. The main problem is that they only made this bike for two years, which makes ebay and Craigslist my parts store. I recently took her in and got new brakes, wheel bearings, and tires put on, on top of that a carb cleaning and a new guts in the pet cock so
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satanachist:
I bet you look so fine wearing your fez and riding that in the shriner's parade!
1akbrian:
I really do :) @satanachist worst part is my gorilla  suit gets pretty hot
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I have been slacking hard on working out. I need to get back into it like I used to, I just can't find the motivation. I used to work out religiously and I always felt great, I think it my be part of the reason I'm in this slump I've been in. I will say I was pleasantly surprised the other day when I got...
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dmaggot:
@1akbrian I don't even make it in there to look at them. 
1akbrian:
Sad part is all my weights are at my house @dmaggot I wish I had someone that wanted to lift with me it would at least get me started again @satanachist I think the last time I seriously lifted was when I was getting my buddy in shape before he went to basic
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colchicine:
wtf!? that is absolutely ridiculous! plus shame on that bitch for acting that way, its immature crazy behavior like that which keeps decent women from being respected. they really really do need to hire a female bouncer then, it is not at all acceptable to have a huge lack of control and removal of dangerous female patrons. it isn't fair to the staff or the well behaved customers to have to put up with a crazy drunk girl.  if i was working there i would have drug her out as soon as she went dead weight the first time like a sack of potatoes LOL, and if she decided to start fighting me ion the way out the door i would have pepper sprayed or tazed her. i'm really small and frail looking so i can get away with it >:) 
1akbrian:
@colchicine yeah there has been times I've been slapped and clawed trying to get disorderly women out. It gets old quick, I have found a way to diffuse women fighting 60% of the time it works every time. I usually yell that they have to fight naked and that stops them in their tracks. They usually forget what they were fighting about
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1akbrian:
I was lucky there was a local video store called video biz. I never had to deal with blockbuster. They just recently shut the doors for good, Netflix killed them @colchicine
colchicine:
haha GOOD, and lucky you. i have Netflix but i still rent movies to support my local store. the employees are polite and helpful plus good prices and deals so they get decent business.  blockbuster should have cared about having decent employees and reasonable prices, if they had i'm sure they would still be around.  working customer service jobs myself i'm polite when i'm the customer and treat employees the way i want to be treated when the rolls are reversed, a lot of customers are horrible and make the job stressful so i pride myself on not being one of those jerks.  but then..... when i get an employee who starts off being really rude to me for no reason, i am a horrible monster bitch.  lol i bet that blockbuster kid cried when i left the store, my rant was very cruel and condescending. i had just worked all day having a bunch of customers unfairly treat me like garbage and all i wanted was to rent a movie as pleasantly, quickly, and hassle free as possible so i could go home and enjoy said movie. apparently that was too much to ask.  burn in hell blockbuster, enjoy an eternity of never being relevant again!
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I will start this out by letting you know I have two people that are my boss. I have big boss that owns 90% of the company, and little boss that owns the other 10%. My big boss has been getting a lot of crap jobs lately that have all fallen into my lap. I've been going to jobs now that no sane plumber would...
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1akbrian:
It would be worth it @superbabzy
superbabzy:
Haha maybe so!
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Had a customer tonight try and leave with drinks, I stopped them of course. Her response to me telling her she couldn't leave with drinks was I know the owner personally. To which my response was in my best Bane voice. And you think this gives you power over me. We all got a good laugh, but seriously you can't leave with your drinks