wizard0:
I believe that I have the authority to grant that.
1akbrian:
Alright @wizard0 lets get this ball rolling, I got big plans
My grandfather is showing the early signs of dementia which sucks. We have always laughed and joked about him being batshit crazy, but know he's living up to the hype. He was up at 4:00 am today talking to the Chinese, thank god it wasn't North Korea. He fought in the Korean War so the house would have been filled with holes. Now comes the...
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colchicine:
I figured most peoples grand parents are racist, haha. My dad told me my gramps punched him because he called one of this brothers the "N word", thought it was the worst thing you could call a white guy apparently.
1akbrian:
It definitely throws a redneck for a loop @colchicine
I was sitting at a table tonight when a girl walks up. She tells me I'm sitting in her seat and then proceeded to sit on my lap. I saw this as a perfect opportunity to try out a pick up line. I licked the tip of my finger and wiped it on her pants and said "we need to get you out of these...
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wizard0:
Perfect opportunity for, "So, do you cum here often?" "Would you like to?"
dmaggot:
@1akbrian Hell yeah booooyyy!!
I'm up at my brothers house watching wrestling with his kid. I remember when I was a kid, they used to actually wrestle. It is now a soap opera and it sucks. So please anyone in the stuart, Florida area please find me and shoot me.
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iggy:
I'm pretty sure it was the same when we were kids, we just remember it differently. I remember when my older brother found out wrestling was staged. He cried like a baby. He was ten.
1akbrian:
You're probably right @iggy :) I know a kid I grew up with that cried when he found out too.
colchicine:
No idea what that is! I'm old :/
1akbrian:
So am I, I really don't know how to use it but I have it @colchicine
I was nominated by @skyylar to stop drop and selfie.
I nominate @satanachist , @np33di , and @witchking
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witchking:
FOOL, NO MAN CAN NOMINATE ME!!!
1akbrian:
It was worth a shot your grace :) @witchking
I was just about to start my luchador training when @nymm tagged me in
I now choose @maggie_fracture @chefbethrogers and @colchicine
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1akbrian:
Don't worry @_finklestein_ I will not be able to top my ace so I have to save it till the time is perfect
skyylar:
Nice
I was nominated by @colchicine for this selfie.
I nominate @soraleia @grady31 @_finklestein_ as my revenge
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gladyce:
ouh chucky! I'm afraid!
1akbrian:
I was too @gladyce but I eventually fought him off
The unwritten rule at my shop is the more money you make the less you work. Which is why I got nominated to crawl through the attic to run lines to the new water heater location. I heard we were running these new lines in cpvc instead of copper which would make it faster, and like an idiot I thought thank god. As I start...
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colchicine:
HEHE cool! My mom is a nurse too but she isn't currently working. I hear they have them at Walgreens but i don't know if you can just walk in and ask for it or if you have to go to your doctor first? I definitely need mine, i'm always getting hurt haha.
1akbrian:
@colchicine it's not a day until I get hurt in some way or another