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Jupiter, FL

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Still suck at reading signals but I did get a laugh

Jul 10, 2018
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So I’m at work Saturday night and a girl I know comes up to me. She usually walks by gives a hug maybe an ass grab here and there. But that night she stops and says I got to ask you something. She starts off the conversation with “don’t get mad” and then proceeds to say this. She says “ you know you’re an asshole right?”. And I laugh and say yeah I’ve always have been. She then followed it with “I bet your an amazing boyfriend”. I honestly like to think so, I’m still friends with a majority of my ex’s and none of them wish death on me 😂. I asked her where this came from and why she’s asking, she said that she’s been thinking about it for a while. She says haven’t you noticed I always look like I’m thinking about something when I look at you? I just said thought you wanted to punch me for something I might have said 😂. Long story short I still don’t have her number and I doubt this will go anywhere. Just based on past experiences where I thought I was reading signals correctly.

vududoodoo:
I don't think you are an asshole :)
Aug 24, 2020

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