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1akbrian

Jupiter, FL

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I've been slacking

Jul 6, 2016
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I've been busy getting ready for my friends wedding ceremony. For the life of me I couldn't memorize this dr Seuss rhyme that the bride wrote. I tried hard and managed to make it through with only forgetting one line and mispronouncing my friends last name. The wedding wasn't bad except for the fact that the closest people to my age were twelve years younger than me. The next closest were thirty years older, but I managed to find some common ground as the day drove on. I played horseshoes and turns out I'm still terrible at it after all these years 😂. The entire wedding party including me got all dolled up for a total of fifteen minutes. Then we said fuck it, it was 95 degrees and as soon as the ceremony was complete it was board shorts and tee shirts.

All in all I did have a good time. And this cat had the best time.

This was de Carlo my friends best man 😂

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1akbrian:
It was brutal having to wear that suit @chef 
Jul 7, 2016
hellfyre420:
Hahahahahahaha! Dude looks shwasted!!! I'm glad you only had to suit it up for 15 minutes. That's hit as shit for a wedding!
Jul 20, 2016

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