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Aug 8, 2015
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Why is it that women always try and steal my hat. Every single time I wear a hat some chick tries to steal it from me, then I have to chase her down to get it back. I see it happen to other guys at the bar too. Ladies any input would be appreciated as this is a mystery that I can't figure out.

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_finklestein_:
So, what would happen if I wear my sombrero to a bar?!
Aug 9, 2015
1akbrian:
Prepare to chase girls around all night @_finklestein_
Aug 10, 2015

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