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1akbrian

Jupiter, FL

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So I got an email

Jul 26, 2015
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The person that sold me my depth charge sends me an email asking what my plans are for it. He asked are you making a table or a lamp out of it? I'm just curious. I simply responded "sinking U-boats silly." It's been two weeks and still no response back or knock on my door from any federal agents, so I think I'm in the clear. 😂😂😂😂😂

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colchicine:
The female at the register looked confused like she wasn't sure if i was kidding or not, the male employee looked terrified. I doubt their faces would be that much different if i told them i was going to make them into post apocalyptic weapons for my madmax inspired armor outfit. I quit explaining that to people because they kept asking if i was making them for a convention, then get creeped out when i say no, just getting ready for judgement day. Seriously though, why do they have to be a "costume" for some event. I like to play dress up in my own home, so what!?
Jul 27, 2015
1akbrian:
Exactly @colchicine I have a mace made out of the flywheel from a car transmission. I always get a look when I tell someone about it. I'm just like you never know, I'd rather have it and not need it.
Jul 27, 2015

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