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1akbrian

Jupiter, FL

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I wish I had a female bouncer with me to throw out the girls

Mar 27, 2015
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colchicine:
wtf!? that is absolutely ridiculous! plus shame on that bitch for acting that way, its immature crazy behavior like that which keeps decent women from being respected. they really really do need to hire a female bouncer then, it is not at all acceptable to have a huge lack of control and removal of dangerous female patrons. it isn't fair to the staff or the well behaved customers to have to put up with a crazy drunk girl.  if i was working there i would have drug her out as soon as she went dead weight the first time like a sack of potatoes LOL, and if she decided to start fighting me ion the way out the door i would have pepper sprayed or tazed her. i'm really small and frail looking so i can get away with it >:) 
Mar 28, 2015
1akbrian:
@colchicine yeah there has been times I've been slapped and clawed trying to get disorderly women out. It gets old quick, I have found a way to diffuse women fighting 60% of the time it works every time. I usually yell that they have to fight naked and that stops them in their tracks. They usually forget what they were fighting about
Mar 28, 2015

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