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I want pickles.... That is all

Mar 6, 2015
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colchicine:
p.s.he knew he wasn't supposed to bring those kids to work and they kept trashing the store and splashing water and soap all over the bathrooms. taking my pickles was the final straw. he is lucky i didn't eat those kids for lunch lol.  
Mar 9, 2015
1akbrian:
I would have made an example of one of the children and eaten him. That way the other could learn a valuable lesson@colchicine. I probably would have struck a child that day
Mar 9, 2015

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