I swear to god if I get one more unicorn related anything I'm going to light it on fire. I just got a t- shirt from a girl I've known for years and guess what, it's got a fucking unicorn on it. I've never liked unicorns ever, I really don't know how this started. I honestly would prefer nothing than anything unicorn related. Fuck just get me a card, or a stuffed unicorn that way at least the dog can eat it.
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