As a bouncer I hear all the time, if something happens here I got your back. My response never changes its always, well that's good to know. I really want to say hey dickhead if I needed your help my boss should fire me. The last thing I need is some 80lb twig boy trying to help me throw out some douchebag. I mean seriously I can handle throwing people around I've been a bouncer for 8+ years. I honestly know why they say it they are trying to earn brownie points for when I eventually have to throw them out. I have got news for you bouncers don't bounce people based on a brownie points system. If you fuck up you're out, hell if I don't like your face you're out.
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