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I was sitting at a table tonight when a girl walks up. She tells me I'm sitting in her seat and then proceeded to sit on my lap. I saw this as a perfect opportunity to try out a pick up line. I licked the tip of my finger and wiped it on her pants and said "we need to get you out of these...
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wizard0:
Perfect opportunity for, "So, do you cum here often?" "Would you like to?"
dmaggot:
@1akbrian Hell yeah booooyyy!!
I'm up at my brothers house watching wrestling with his kid. I remember when I was a kid, they used to actually wrestle. It is now a soap opera and it sucks. So please anyone in the stuart, Florida area please find me and shoot me.
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iggy:
I'm pretty sure it was the same when we were kids, we just remember it differently. I remember when my older brother found out wrestling was staged. He cried like a baby. He was ten.
1akbrian:
You're probably right @iggy :) I know a kid I grew up with that cried when he found out too.
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skyylar:
Not terrible at all lol
1akbrian:
No definitely not terrible @skyylar @luri
colchicine:
No idea what that is! I'm old :/
1akbrian:
So am I, I really don't know how to use it but I have it @colchicine
I was nominated by @skyylar to stop drop and selfie.
I nominate @satanachist , @np33di , and @witchking
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witchking:
FOOL, NO MAN CAN NOMINATE ME!!!
1akbrian:
It was worth a shot your grace :) @witchking
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skyylar:
I woke up thinking it was Sunday. Major bummer
1akbrian:
That is a bummer @skyylar
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1akbrian:
That's entirely up to you my friend @_finklestein_
_finklestein_:
Well, that's nice to know haha
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wizard0:
It's pretty relaxing, especially if you can cut yourself off from the real world.
1akbrian:
There is no cell service out where we camp so it was fantastic @wizard0
I was just about to start my luchador training when @nymm tagged me in
I now choose @maggie_fracture @chefbethrogers and @colchicine
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1akbrian:
Don't worry @_finklestein_ I will not be able to top my ace so I have to save it till the time is perfect
skyylar:
Nice
I was nominated by @colchicine for this selfie.
I nominate @soraleia @grady31 @_finklestein_ as my revenge
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gladyce:
ouh chucky! I'm afraid!
1akbrian:
I was too @gladyce but I eventually fought him off