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lol yeah i thought it blew. I was so tired of looking at anne hathaway's stupid crybaby face, i wanted her to get her fingers ripped off when she stuck them in the time/space anomaly shit.

Jun 22, 2015

1akbrian:

I told my buddy that if this ends the same way 2001 a space odyssey ends I'm going to lose my shit. @colchicine

Jun 22, 2015

A girl sets her drink down next to me at the door. As she walks by she nonchalantly runs her hand across my junk. She looks me dead in the eyes and says "whoops". I liked right at her and said "hey lady this isn't a bus go get your cheap thrills somewhere else". She looked insanely upset that she got rejected. Don't get me...
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colchicine:

GROSS! Whatever happened to... talking to someone!? Most people don't like being touched by strangers, especially fondled. I guess their parents never taught them to keep their hands to themselves. "look with your eyes, not with your hands" my folks always told me.

Jun 22, 2015

1akbrian:

Worst part was is that she kept coming back to talk like nothing happened @colchicine

Jun 22, 2015

Had last night off now I'm back at hell

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1akbrian:

Thanks @skyylar

Jun 20, 2015

missjessarae:

#workflow

Jun 20, 2015

Great new names

She wouldn't stop staring until I pet her

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colchicine:

Shes all "stop watchin' that food porn!"

Jun 22, 2015

1akbrian:

It was actually the equalizer @colchicine , but as soon as I pet her she just curled up in a ball at my feet. I've learned that if you ignore animals they want your affection more.

Jun 22, 2015