Man in the mirror

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http://youtu.be/FKgEUYcq_mU

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colchicine:
HAHAHA that's great! I doubt MJ would have cared about someone enjoying his music, that video would have probably made him smile! Damn greedy family and executives >:/ 
1akbrian:
I'm glad it worked, I play the video every once in a while for his wife. Every time he hears it he's like "really!, you still have that!" @colchicine

Hats

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Why is it that women always try and steal my hat. Every single time I wear a hat some chick tries to steal it from me, then I have to chase her down to get it back. I see it happen to other guys at the bar too. Ladies any input would be appreciated as this is a mystery that I can't figure out.

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_finklestein_:
So, what would happen if I wear my sombrero to a bar?!
1akbrian:
Prepare to chase girls around all night @_finklestein_

Best comeback for when someone calls you fat

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1akbrian:
I've been over weight since I was in middle school and it's never bothered me. The thing that gets me is I lost 80lbs when I quit drinking and started working out. This kid is telling me I'm still morbidly obese. According to the military 225lbs is my ideal weight, I'm 265lbs 40lbs is not morbidly obese. This pill head junkie just recently quit pills and has put on 60lbs. All I can do is laugh now, not so easy keeping off the weight when your not all pilled out now is it. Some people have legitimate medical reasons why they are overweight, some that's just how their body is supposed to be. @colchicine
colchicine:
YEP! PFT what a dumb ass, they messed up their own body but want to insult you after you got healthier. I know just what you mean, my mom found out her thyroid was a bit out of wack which explains a lot, she has struggled with her weight since she was a little kid. She said she had people insult her weight after she LOST a lot already, saying "you should lose some weight for your health" she told them "ive lost 30 pounds you dick!!!". She went to a doctor to have one of those super specific weight break downs. They found out her skeleton weighs quite a bit more than average for her height, literally big boned. She said that also explained a lot because she starved herself for a few years and no matter how much weight she lost her pant size wouldn't go down. I have a bigger frame too for my height, when my sister and i were the same weight she could wear a size 0 and i was wearing a size 5/6. There are a lot of factors in what someone's ideal weight is, too bad a lot of dillholes cant accept that. 
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