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Monday May 31, 2004

May 31, 2004
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so i come up with it at long last...

i need a chica who is half tank girl, half morticia adams, half japanese (yet thinks ninjas and martial arts are funny ), half deathly pale, half exotic (like moroccian or north egyptian), NO ISSUES ATTACHED(just like me), will allow me to finger her when i am driving all over the speed limit and doesn't mind pressing her face against the window when the big o hits her, a closet whore (not a whorish whore, soemone you can pretty up if you had to parade her arround family and friends), and who doesn't mind lazy weekends of doing nothing, but can still change and be ready for my moment of enlighted insanity...


that does it i am taking out a classified ad
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
stare:
you know i dont know why im in your address book. my first response is..that's not me. and why am i a member of sg?? cause i freakin wanna be. thanks wink
Jun 23, 2004
fancier:
you're mean! meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean.

tongue
Jun 23, 2004

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