How do you make a tissue dance?
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What award did the inventor of the door knocker win?
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infinity:
absolutely nothing, his idea was ripped off and he didnt get the patent 
providencia:
I know these!!!
I swear I'll get here before someone else even if I have to camp outside of your doorstep and listen for typing....
There is wireless in Central Holding, right?
I swear I'll get here before someone else even if I have to camp outside of your doorstep and listen for typing....
There is wireless in Central Holding, right?
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necros:
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
oh and i can only imagine what the gig was like, last time I saw Deftones they kicked ass! But they dont come over here as much anymore. Dir en Grey are great live too!!!
necros:
the taste 
What did the wicked chicken lay? 
(bison was the answer to yesterdays)
also, fyi, im dying my hair pink right now. ill post pictures tomorrow.
(bison was the answer to yesterdays)
also, fyi, im dying my hair pink right now. ill post pictures tomorrow.
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afterbirth:
Now you're being picky!
It's the pronounciation - the spelling doesn't matter!
I win!
Did you hear about the pirate who walked into a bar with with a steering wheel down his pants?
It's the pronounciation - the spelling doesn't matter!
I win!
Did you hear about the pirate who walked into a bar with with a steering wheel down his pants?
afterbirth:
The bartender said "You know you have a steering wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate said "Arrr, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
And the pirate said "Arrr, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
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argentumblack:
he said...yenna is a tard for making stupid jokes on her blog.
hahahaha
...no really is that how it goes?
♥
Arg
hahahaha
...no really is that how it goes?
♥
Arg
halfjack:
why didn't the ghost go to the party?
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
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halsparks:
Keanu Reeves?
You're right he hasn't made a movie in a while
Hope you have a great day
Hal
You're right he hasn't made a movie in a while
Hope you have a great day
Hal
lemanstherogue:
Next week!!! ... woop woop! Yenna and Lem are gonna be total drunkards
... woop woop! Yenna and Lem are gonna be total drunkards what kind of license did the refridgerator have?
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sonofapunk:
Just a reminder: You're rad.
And cute.
Bye.
And cute.
Bye.
getfighted:
I thought you guys were closed on Tuesdays, which is why I didnt go there. Would they tattoo me without a New Jersey license?
They were my original choice anyway.
They were my original choice anyway.
yay! tomorrow's my day off. im going to clean house and run a shit ton of errands.
ooooh well
ooooh well
infinity:
sounds like my weekends - i lie around the house a bit then ive got things to do in exchange for what the powers that be provide me...
work was awesome today.
i watched tv, bullshitted, and my boss bought me lunch.
and i got paid for it.
i watched tv, bullshitted, and my boss bought me lunch.
and i got paid for it.
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argentumblack:
gotta love jobs like that.
marksman303:
That sounds ideal. Are they hiring?
yay, i got the job !!
im officially shop bitch
im officially shop bitch
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minimalism:
You tricked me. I knew you were one sneaky girl. Thank you for getting traktor for me! I love you.
f1ssure:
congrats on getting the job.
Dammit!
He's too fast!