People, take responsibility for your own actions. You are the one who is ultimately responsible for your own safety and well being.
If you drink too much and do something stupid, say something you probably shouldn't have, or sleep with somebody you probably shouldn't have or normally wouldn't want to sleep with, it's your own fault. Not the bar's fault, not your friends fault, not the alcohol manufacturers fault. IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN LIMITS!! This applies to all of those ladies out there who got trashed, had drunken monkey sex with somebody, then regretted it. Just because you got blotto and fucked somebody doesn't mean you were raped. It just means that you exercised poor judgment and a lack of self control. When you start accusing people of rape because you were drunk and feeling randy, you ruin lives. You can cost people jobs, friends, family, cause their children to be taken away from them, get them thrown in jail all because you don't want to feel slutty. Rape is a serious crime. When people throw around false accusations, it only makes it harder for actual rape victims to find justice and ruins lives. Same deal, if you get drunk and go out and break windows, drive drunk and cause and accident, go home and beat your family, lose your job, etc., it's your own fault. Unless somebody held you down and forcibly poured alcohol down your throat, you chose to drink, knowing that drinking can lead to stupidity and asshat behavior. Be responsible for yourself. Don't count on other people to watch out for you.
If you get lost, drive your car into a wall, down a wrong way street, off a cliff, or onto train tracks currently being used by a train, its your fault, not your GPS systems fault. Just because you have a satellite navigation system doesn't mean that it will drive the car for you. You are still responsible for paying attention to where you are and what is going on around you. To the dumb bitch who is trying to sue the manufacturer of her GPS system because she drove her car in front of a train, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID STUPID BITCH!!
If your child is as hyper and out of control as a ferret on meth, it's your own fault. Not TV's fault, not violent video games fault, and it's not the fault of your kids teacher. IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU ARE A BAD PARENT AND HAVE BAD CHILDREN!! And just because your parents may have been shitty, doesn't mean that you are absolved of responsibility for your own kids. Just because you were beaten or molested or neglected or weren't given that pony you always wanted doesn't mean it is acceptable for you to be a shitty parent or a shitty person in general. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!!
Same deal with thieves and vandals and other criminals. I don't care if you grew up in a shitty neighborhood/family/etc. It is your own decision to steal a car or mug somebody or smoke crack. Just because you had a shitty life doesn't make it alright to screw my shit up by stealing my stuff or stabbing me.
Here is an especially large FUCK YOU to all the clumsy jackholes who fall on their asses then try to sue somebody else because they slipped/tripped/got drunk/weren't paying attention. If there is a crack in my driveway and you trip over it, don't sue me. You're the one who is supposed to be watching where you are walking. I should sue you for getting blood on my driveway. IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT!! And if it's raining, and you slip and fall, don't try to sue because there was not a wet floor sign out. Of course the floor is going to wet and slippery, it's FREAKIN RAINING YOUR DUMB JACK ASS!!! Use some common sense for gods sake. I think I should organize a class action lawsuit against every asshole in the country who has tied up the legal system and drained tax payer dollars because they can't be responsible for themselves. We should send the message that this sort of douchebaggery will no longer be tolerated.
People refusing to be responsible for themselves is one of the root causes of all that is wrong about this country and culture. "I fell down so I'm going to sue you.", "I got drunk and ran over some children so I'm going to sue the bartender who served me", "My father beat me so it's not my fault I drink alot and beat my kids.", "My GPS told me to turn right so it's not my fault I wasn't paying attention and drove into a train.", "I grew up in the ghetto so it's not my fault I stole that car and stabbed that guy.", "I'm fat because McDonald's serves fattening food." Screw that and screw you for thinking you can make me and the rest of the world responsible for you being a stupid asshat. If you're counting on others for your safety and well being, then you're already fucked.
If you drink too much and do something stupid, say something you probably shouldn't have, or sleep with somebody you probably shouldn't have or normally wouldn't want to sleep with, it's your own fault. Not the bar's fault, not your friends fault, not the alcohol manufacturers fault. IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN LIMITS!! This applies to all of those ladies out there who got trashed, had drunken monkey sex with somebody, then regretted it. Just because you got blotto and fucked somebody doesn't mean you were raped. It just means that you exercised poor judgment and a lack of self control. When you start accusing people of rape because you were drunk and feeling randy, you ruin lives. You can cost people jobs, friends, family, cause their children to be taken away from them, get them thrown in jail all because you don't want to feel slutty. Rape is a serious crime. When people throw around false accusations, it only makes it harder for actual rape victims to find justice and ruins lives. Same deal, if you get drunk and go out and break windows, drive drunk and cause and accident, go home and beat your family, lose your job, etc., it's your own fault. Unless somebody held you down and forcibly poured alcohol down your throat, you chose to drink, knowing that drinking can lead to stupidity and asshat behavior. Be responsible for yourself. Don't count on other people to watch out for you.
If you get lost, drive your car into a wall, down a wrong way street, off a cliff, or onto train tracks currently being used by a train, its your fault, not your GPS systems fault. Just because you have a satellite navigation system doesn't mean that it will drive the car for you. You are still responsible for paying attention to where you are and what is going on around you. To the dumb bitch who is trying to sue the manufacturer of her GPS system because she drove her car in front of a train, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID STUPID BITCH!!
If your child is as hyper and out of control as a ferret on meth, it's your own fault. Not TV's fault, not violent video games fault, and it's not the fault of your kids teacher. IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU ARE A BAD PARENT AND HAVE BAD CHILDREN!! And just because your parents may have been shitty, doesn't mean that you are absolved of responsibility for your own kids. Just because you were beaten or molested or neglected or weren't given that pony you always wanted doesn't mean it is acceptable for you to be a shitty parent or a shitty person in general. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!!
Same deal with thieves and vandals and other criminals. I don't care if you grew up in a shitty neighborhood/family/etc. It is your own decision to steal a car or mug somebody or smoke crack. Just because you had a shitty life doesn't make it alright to screw my shit up by stealing my stuff or stabbing me.
Here is an especially large FUCK YOU to all the clumsy jackholes who fall on their asses then try to sue somebody else because they slipped/tripped/got drunk/weren't paying attention. If there is a crack in my driveway and you trip over it, don't sue me. You're the one who is supposed to be watching where you are walking. I should sue you for getting blood on my driveway. IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT!! And if it's raining, and you slip and fall, don't try to sue because there was not a wet floor sign out. Of course the floor is going to wet and slippery, it's FREAKIN RAINING YOUR DUMB JACK ASS!!! Use some common sense for gods sake. I think I should organize a class action lawsuit against every asshole in the country who has tied up the legal system and drained tax payer dollars because they can't be responsible for themselves. We should send the message that this sort of douchebaggery will no longer be tolerated.
People refusing to be responsible for themselves is one of the root causes of all that is wrong about this country and culture. "I fell down so I'm going to sue you.", "I got drunk and ran over some children so I'm going to sue the bartender who served me", "My father beat me so it's not my fault I drink alot and beat my kids.", "My GPS told me to turn right so it's not my fault I wasn't paying attention and drove into a train.", "I grew up in the ghetto so it's not my fault I stole that car and stabbed that guy.", "I'm fat because McDonald's serves fattening food." Screw that and screw you for thinking you can make me and the rest of the world responsible for you being a stupid asshat. If you're counting on others for your safety and well being, then you're already fucked.
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