0theamazingrando's SuicideGirls Blog

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might...
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daevric:

I'm attacking the darkness! Meh!

Dec 11, 2003

nonsequitur:

rando, you GENIUS!!! i can now die happy and with a sense of completion. you don't mind if i publish your groundbreaking formula and steal all the profits, right? *bats lashes*

Dec 11, 2003

Life seems to be just one big pop-culture reference these days. If you can really call it pop culture. Here's a list of the movies, tv shows, and otherwise interesting items I just cant stop quoting:

The Big Lebowski
Star Wars
Tenacious D
Office Space
Spaceballs
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Indiana Jones
James Bond
Spinal Tap
Zoolander
The Terminator
Strange Brew
SNL
The Ladies...
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miss_spent:

'insert obscure pop culture reference here.'
Ha ha cucumbers...ha ha ratafarian midgets. You're funny.

Dec 8, 2003

I am going to see Iron Maiden in LA on both the 30th and 31st. We'll have a hell of a tailgate fiesta if anyone wants to join us.

On a completely different note I have come to the realization that world peace is not possible. Also, it is also not possible to rotate your right leg in a clockwise direction while drawing the number...
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My journal is neat,
My journal is super,
It sucks picking up dog crap
without a scooper.

~fin~

Today I threw flaming poo all over the town. It was quite a sight to behold. Afterwards I unleashed a pack of wild badgers in a supermarket and let them eat all the Shark Bites brand fruit snacks.

If only life could be this good every day... Ah yes...

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fenris23:

Badger's like fruit snacks?

but yes it sounds like fun.

Sep 29, 2003

leningrad:

I'm sorry Magic Light and Pictures, the AMAZING RAAANDO will be doing all the Magic in this film.

Oct 1, 2003

Today I went to the Beatles reunion concert. Jimi Hendrix and Cream opened. It was a great show.

Recently life has been like the cherry pie I'm eating at the moment, it's not really the kind I thought I would be eating, but it doesn't taste too bad... I guess you've really just got to bake your own god damned pie, because the one the...
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olsen:

If I embrace the monster, it will fall in love and never let me go. And I will cease to make art. People like my art.

Sep 27, 2003

olsen:

Haha. True Story.

Sep 28, 2003

Well I spent most of the day watching my friend Yanni ink people up at Eternal Art...

... I just realized I've been wearing headphones for two hours, but had forgotten to start the CD...

I'm losing it... MUAHAHAHA!!!

fenris23:

I have been listening to a string quartet version of Ok Computer by Radiohead.

Sep 26, 2003

fenris23:

My policy was, "That is too fucked up NOT to buy!"

Sep 26, 2003

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

-Genghis Khan

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radiobastet:

OK - your username tells me that you must be an MST3K fan. So just wanted to stop by and say "welcome, won't you?"

And don't forget "and hear the lamentations of their women." Oh wait, that's not it...

PS: From what I've read about the Mongols, they really did enjoy "riding" their horses, if you know what I mean....