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So I just got back from Bob's Classy Ladies... or OZ or whatever it's called now. A friend of mine works there and I figured I'd drop in and say hi. I figured it'd be more crowded on a Friday night, but I guess people blew all their cash on gifts.
I ended up spending more than I planned on... I guess those new pickups...
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I ended up spending more than I planned on... I guess those new pickups...
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evildoc:
Who is number 1?
You are number 6!
Yeah ... there's nothing like walking out of a strip club a couple hundred bucks lighter and not being able to remember the name of the naked woman you were talking to all night. If only all of life was that wonderful.
You are number 6!
Yeah ... there's nothing like walking out of a strip club a couple hundred bucks lighter and not being able to remember the name of the naked woman you were talking to all night. If only all of life was that wonderful.
joshof13thfloor:
I can totally relate on the strip club thing, man. My best friend and i are guilty of on more than one occasion dropping upwards of a grand in one night at our favorite nudie bar. Then again, the place i'm talking about is worth every penny as the women are fast and easy. They give "special" *wink,wink* lap dances.
-Josh
-Josh
I have returned from Aruba, you are now safe from robots again. Mya(the singer) sat three seats in front of me on the plane. It's always interesting meeting "celebrities" in person, because sometimes they look completely different than on the box; she is just as gorgeous in person, let me tell ya... uggh.
The fun didn't stop there. The weather is always about 80 degrees,...
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The fun didn't stop there. The weather is always about 80 degrees,...
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oldmanwithers:
man...you've returned....GAY! Go away! i don't like you! and the robots are my friends now...and they really really don't like you
evildoc:
welcome back and happy holidays!
I usually contemplate the meaning of life when I'm the grocery store determining wants versus needs.
I usually contemplate the meaning of life when I'm the grocery store determining wants versus needs.
I am leaving for Aruba tonight and will be gone for a week or two. So if you're wondering why things got quiet and why you have no one to protect you from ROBOTS... thats why.
Maybe I will fight pirates!
Maybe I will fight pirates!
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_roy:
merry christmas dude, show them pirates who's boss
joshof13thfloor:
Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
-Josh
-Josh
I'm listening to DIO! Killing the Dragon is a great album. When I saw him in concert a few months ago I was really impressed how such a small, aging man could still rock; and when I say rock, I mean rock like a WRECKING BALL!!! BOOSH! 
Furthermore I simply find it amazing how pathetic the comments on most Suicide Girls' journals are. Lets take...
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Furthermore I simply find it amazing how pathetic the comments on most Suicide Girls' journals are. Lets take...
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oldmanwithers:
HOLY GEEZ! I just saw a naked girl run by.... My day just improved 10 fold! 
ghoulish:
A BREADSTICK? It's called a tampon. I don't know if you've ever heard of one but yeah. (Referring to Olivias journal)
I spent the evening ROCKING THE FUCKING HOUSE... What more could one ask for than to sustain themselves completely on rock? Soon, yes, very soon I will be able to live entirely off the power of my rock.
I have decided that I shall let my hair grow. By the time it has reached the length of Dave Murray's I will unleash the rock upon...
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I have decided that I shall let my hair grow. By the time it has reached the length of Dave Murray's I will unleash the rock upon...
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joshof13thfloor:
\m/ Rock on\m/.
I spent the evening watching a sub-par wrestling pay per view and eating really good homemade chili and telling really bad jokes. Good times, good times.
And just for the record my hair reaches the crack of me ass so i already "rock out with my cock out." I'm so damn cool i fart freon.
I spent the evening watching a sub-par wrestling pay per view and eating really good homemade chili and telling really bad jokes. Good times, good times.
And just for the record my hair reaches the crack of me ass so i already "rock out with my cock out." I'm so damn cool i fart freon.
oldmanwithers:
All i have to say to that is.... Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger!!! Mushroom, Mushroom!!! Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger!!! Mushroom, Mushroom!!! Ahhh! It's a snake! Snake o, Snake o, oooo it's a Snake!
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[Edited on Dec 15, 2003 8:48PM]
There is nothing more pathetic than a than a garage sale in suburbia. There are so many other alternatives: EBay, Pawn Shop, Swap Meet, Thrift Store, Goodwill, Tax Write-offs... the list goes on and on. None of those alternatives involve getting up at the ass-crack of dawn (maybe the swapmeet) and sitting outside of your house, like a shmuck, selling shit for pennies on the...
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handle:
I can think of something more pathetic then a garage sale in suburbia. I garage sale in the middle of Nebraska. Imagine going through the same routines when YOU HAVE NO NEIGHBORS!!!!!! I saw that once when I was driving across the country. I didn't stop because it creeped me out to no end.
0theamazingrando:
Heh... three people came all day. We made 23 dollars. Then it rained.
I watched the Miss America 1958 Pageant today... and boy have women changed. Society is twisted... so twisted... I don't think a single one of those girls could fit into a size ten (not that not being able to fit into a size ten is something to be ashamed of). I was expecting to see a bunch of skinny blonde girls with big tatas and...
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0theamazingrando:
Certainly! May we ride the giant platapus into the future!
nonsequitur:
okay i'm giving you another kevinhowiebarbiekendouchebag backstreet boy orgy doll, but be gentle this time damn it!!!!!
We must learn to sustain ourselves on the power of ROCK!!! Using techniques developed by master scientists of rock (Tenacious D) I have almost completely learned to sustain myself off ROCK alone. That's right... almost no food necessary. All you need are some M&Ms, a guitar, and some liquor. More to follow...
johnthemutt:
BOOyeah! thanks for the comment on my... journal? i guess you could call it? whatever! how'd you find it?
jeff_fries:
EASTMAN! He came from the east, to be defeated by THE AMAZING RANDO.
Today some midgets came and smashed my car to pieces, it was horrible. Also I got anal warts from a toilet seat and also... nevermind that's it.
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tofubot:
yes i did see KMFDM a couple weeks ago, and yes, that show did kick ass beyond the call of duty...
and yes, Lucia was also a foxy mcfoxfox in that cat suit she was wearing.
you by far have the coolest fantasy listed in your profile on this entire site.
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and yes, Lucia was also a foxy mcfoxfox in that cat suit she was wearing.
you by far have the coolest fantasy listed in your profile on this entire site.
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capguncrimespree:
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