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So... where was I? Finals week is finally over and I might actually start posting more than once every 37.9 days.

Back on my ECA Stack now that the surgery is all done and over with. I can finally breathe again. I can smell the flowers, I can smell the summer breeze, I can smell the pungent body odor emanating from the bums down at Third Street.

I managed to fuck up the Nova while out trying to get some pictures of the inside of this old train tunnel. No, I didn't get hit by a train or actually cruise on the tracks (like MacGyver in that one episode where he.. cruises.. on the tracks). Anyway some punk is flying up the little one lane dirt road in his suped-up Ranger and I had to pull off the road. The fucker should have pulled off, but NoOOOoO, he had to make me pull off. If a 70 Chevy wasn't low enough to the ground already, it certainly was when I dropped into a ditch. Took me a few minutes to get myself out... To make an already long story short I fucked up my alignment pretty bad. I was also wearing tight pants and the bump crushed my nads... though I'm pleased to announce they've been tested and redeployed.

I also got attacked by frickin aliens again while vacationing on Metaluna... Here's what happened: