A new day, a new journal... or is it? Is it the same day and the same journal? Is it the same new day and the same new journal?
I'm continuing my journey down the path to being a gentleman with an occasional stop to adjust my crotch in public and leave the toilet seat up; but really... I'm trying. And now, some selections from Chapter One: A Gentleman Experiences Real Life.
"A gentleman knows how to make others feel comfortable."
"A gentleman does not assume it is the other person's responsibility to provide the condoms."
"A gentleman never eats his lunch while he is behind the wheel of the vehicle."
"A gentleman knows how to make grilled cheese at 2 AM and an omlet at 7 AM."
"A gentleman slays the dragon, rescues the damsel in distress, and wisks her away on his trusty steed."
-Rando
p.s. Okay, the last quote wasn't exactly in the book...
p.p.s.
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
p.p.p.s. Black people invented jazz, white people made all the money.
p.p.p.p.s. Is it time to change my profile picture? Does it suck? Is it offensive? Do you have your Multipass? What should I change it to? A picture of me? A picture of a badger? A picture of an unladen swallow carrying a coconut? African, or European?
I'm continuing my journey down the path to being a gentleman with an occasional stop to adjust my crotch in public and leave the toilet seat up; but really... I'm trying. And now, some selections from Chapter One: A Gentleman Experiences Real Life.
"A gentleman knows how to make others feel comfortable."
"A gentleman does not assume it is the other person's responsibility to provide the condoms."
"A gentleman never eats his lunch while he is behind the wheel of the vehicle."
"A gentleman knows how to make grilled cheese at 2 AM and an omlet at 7 AM."
"A gentleman slays the dragon, rescues the damsel in distress, and wisks her away on his trusty steed."
-Rando
p.s. Okay, the last quote wasn't exactly in the book...
p.p.s.
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
p.p.p.s. Black people invented jazz, white people made all the money.
p.p.p.p.s. Is it time to change my profile picture? Does it suck? Is it offensive? Do you have your Multipass? What should I change it to? A picture of me? A picture of a badger? A picture of an unladen swallow carrying a coconut? African, or European?
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blaueminxaugen:
Uhmmm....The guy at the porn shop? He should suggest it. 
evanx:
HA! I like Lucille's suggestion! 