0theamazingrando

So I'm listening to Cat Stevens and studying for my Jazz History midterm. Took some great black and whites last night...

Things that are on my mind:

-I learned how to play "White Room" by Cream today, but I have no wah wah pedal so I am a saaaad panda!

-This thread is the hottest thread ever.

-History is nothing but a fable agreed upon. Napoleon said that, I think.

-Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake. Napoleon also said that.

-I'm reading a book I bought a long time ago, How To Be A Gentleman. I was picking my nose in the car today and realized I needed to change.

-I was blessed by the almighty god-a-buhdda-allah-krishna-zeus last night. I missed class last week because I ended up at a rock show and was supposed to turn in a paper. The professor moved up the date that week and I still got to turn it in on time. It was 20% of my grade. I love when that happens.

-[I said something about my penis, but a gentleman does not discuss such things in his journal]

-A gentleman never extends his had to a woman first. It is always her prerogative to decide if she wishes to shake hands. In any case, when shaking hands with a woman, a gentleman is wise to give her hand a quick, gentle press rather than a fullpfledged up-and-down pump. If a lady does not extend her hand, a gentleman simply nods his head.

-Rando

p.s. I'll write a real journal later...

p.p.s. Friends, I owe you all comments, they're coming soon.