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Saturday Dec 13, 2003

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I watched the Miss America 1958 Pageant today... and boy have women changed. Society is twisted... so twisted... I don't think a single one of those girls could fit into a size ten (not that not being able to fit into a size ten is something to be ashamed of). I was expecting to see a bunch of skinny blonde girls with big tatas and small hips... it was a surprise, though not a pleasant one.

Proportionally speaking they were freaks of nature. Tiny tiny waists, coupled with boobs hidden by dangerously pointy bras and huge, saggy butts. Or maybe girls today are freaks of nature..

I don't know how it's possible women have changed... I mean, the cavewoman chicks in the skimpy animal hides who appeared in the 70's dinosaur flicks were pretty hot... what's changed since the caveman days? wink

~Still working on sustaining myself completely on rock.. time to add some Pink Floyd to the equation.

-Rando out

p.s. Watch out for robots! robot
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0theamazingrando:
Certainly! May we ride the giant platapus into the future!
Dec 13, 2003
nonsequitur:
okay i'm giving you another kevinhowiebarbiekendouchebag backstreet boy orgy doll, but be gentle this time damn it!!!!!
Dec 13, 2003

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