I spent the evening ROCKING THE FUCKING HOUSE... What more could one ask for than to sustain themselves completely on rock? Soon, yes, very soon I will be able to live entirely off the power of my rock.
I have decided that I shall let my hair grow. By the time it has reached the length of Dave Murray's I will unleash the rock upon...
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I have decided that I shall let my hair grow. By the time it has reached the length of Dave Murray's I will unleash the rock upon...
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There is nothing more pathetic than a than a garage sale in suburbia. There are so many other alternatives: EBay, Pawn Shop, Swap Meet, Thrift Store, Goodwill, Tax Write-offs... the list goes on and on. None of those alternatives involve getting up at the ass-crack of dawn (maybe the swapmeet) and sitting outside of your house, like a shmuck, selling shit for pennies on the...
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handle:
I can think of something more pathetic then a garage sale in suburbia. I garage sale in the middle of Nebraska. Imagine going through the same routines when YOU HAVE NO NEIGHBORS!!!!!! I saw that once when I was driving across the country. I didn't stop because it creeped me out to no end.
0theamazingrando:
Heh... three people came all day. We made 23 dollars. Then it rained.
I watched the Miss America 1958 Pageant today... and boy have women changed. Society is twisted... so twisted... I don't think a single one of those girls could fit into a size ten (not that not being able to fit into a size ten is something to be ashamed of). I was expecting to see a bunch of skinny blonde girls with big tatas and...
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0theamazingrando:
Certainly! May we ride the giant platapus into the future!
nonsequitur:
okay i'm giving you another kevinhowiebarbiekendouchebag backstreet boy orgy doll, but be gentle this time damn it!!!!!
We must learn to sustain ourselves on the power of ROCK!!! Using techniques developed by master scientists of rock (Tenacious D) I have almost completely learned to sustain myself off ROCK alone. That's right... almost no food necessary. All you need are some M&Ms, a guitar, and some liquor. More to follow...
johnthemutt:
BOOyeah! thanks for the comment on my... journal? i guess you could call it? whatever! how'd you find it? 
jeff_fries:
EASTMAN! He came from the east, to be defeated by THE AMAZING RANDO.
Today some midgets came and smashed my car to pieces, it was horrible. Also I got anal warts from a toilet seat and also... nevermind that's it.
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tofubot:
yes i did see KMFDM a couple weeks ago, and yes, that show did kick ass beyond the call of duty...
and yes, Lucia was also a foxy mcfoxfox in that cat suit she was wearing.
you by far have the coolest fantasy listed in your profile on this entire site.
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and yes, Lucia was also a foxy mcfoxfox in that cat suit she was wearing.
you by far have the coolest fantasy listed in your profile on this entire site.
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capguncrimespree:
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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might...
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Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might...
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daevric:
I'm attacking the darkness! Meh!
nonsequitur:
rando, you GENIUS!!! i can now die happy and with a sense of completion. you don't mind if i publish your groundbreaking formula and steal all the profits, right? *bats lashes*
Life seems to be just one big pop-culture reference these days. If you can really call it pop culture. Here's a list of the movies, tv shows, and otherwise interesting items I just cant stop quoting:
The Big Lebowski
Star Wars
Tenacious D
Office Space
Spaceballs
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Indiana Jones
James Bond
Spinal Tap
Zoolander
The Terminator
Strange Brew
SNL
The Ladies...
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The Big Lebowski
Star Wars
Tenacious D
Office Space
Spaceballs
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Indiana Jones
James Bond
Spinal Tap
Zoolander
The Terminator
Strange Brew
SNL
The Ladies...
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miss_spent:
'insert obscure pop culture reference here.'
Ha ha cucumbers...ha ha ratafarian midgets. You're funny.
Ha ha cucumbers...ha ha ratafarian midgets. You're funny.
0theamazingrando:
Stuff... in a folder.
I am going to see Iron Maiden in LA on both the 30th and 31st. We'll have a hell of a tailgate fiesta if anyone wants to join us.
On a completely different note I have come to the realization that world peace is not possible. Also, it is also not possible to rotate your right leg in a clockwise direction while drawing the number...
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On a completely different note I have come to the realization that world peace is not possible. Also, it is also not possible to rotate your right leg in a clockwise direction while drawing the number...
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My journal is neat,
My journal is super,
It sucks picking up dog crap
without a scooper.
~fin~
My journal is super,
It sucks picking up dog crap
without a scooper.
~fin~
Today I threw flaming poo all over the town. It was quite a sight to behold. Afterwards I unleashed a pack of wild badgers in a supermarket and let them eat all the Shark Bites brand fruit snacks.
If only life could be this good every day... Ah yes...
If only life could be this good every day... Ah yes...
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fenris23:
Badger's like fruit snacks?
but yes it sounds like fun.
but yes it sounds like fun.
leningrad:
I'm sorry Magic Light and Pictures, the AMAZING RAAANDO will be doing all the Magic in this film.
Today I went to the Beatles reunion concert. Jimi Hendrix and Cream opened. It was a great show.
Recently life has been like the cherry pie I'm eating at the moment, it's not really the kind I thought I would be eating, but it doesn't taste too bad... I guess you've really just got to bake your own god damned pie, because the one the...
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Recently life has been like the cherry pie I'm eating at the moment, it's not really the kind I thought I would be eating, but it doesn't taste too bad... I guess you've really just got to bake your own god damned pie, because the one the...
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olsen:
If I embrace the monster, it will fall in love and never let me go. And I will cease to make art. People like my art.
olsen:
Haha. True Story.
I spent the evening watching a sub-par wrestling pay per view and eating really good homemade chili and telling really bad jokes. Good times, good times.
And just for the record my hair reaches the crack of me ass so i already "rock out with my cock out." I'm so damn cool i fart freon.
[Edited on Dec 15, 2003 8:48PM]