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Man you have kids!!! WHOA!!! Like not in a zillion years would I have guessed that you had kids. Did you make them in a lab or are they really yours? Why do you feel like a mom, do you breast feed them? I know what you are thinking, "dave you stupid fuck stop being an ass", but you could breast feed them. They made this product that you put on, articfical breast, so a man can experiance what it is like to breast feed. I really like saying breast, it makes me all tiggly all over. Breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS GREAT, you should try it. It's like sex but not as good or anything like it. BREAST

I will tell you why right.......now. The word breast is a supple word, it feels good in your mouth. It rolls off my tounge, out of my mouth. The word represents so many things, fun bags, boobys, mommie's milk jugs, hooters, mellons, wasooms and the ever popular, portable air bags. I ask you how can you not feel the swelling of joy (not to mention other things) in you when the word breast is uttered. I am man, and I love breast!!!