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hahaha, you needed a second comment to cough. lol.

Man you have kids!!! WHOA!!! Like not in a zillion years would I have guessed that you had kids. Did you make them in a lab or are they really yours? Why do you feel like a mom, do you breast feed them? I know what you are thinking, "dave you stupid fuck stop being an ass", but you could breast feed them. They made this product that you put on, articfical breast, so a man can experiance what it is like to breast feed. I really like saying breast, it makes me all tiggly all over. Breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS GREAT, you should try it. It's like sex but not as good or anything like it. BREAST

I will tell you why right.......now. The word breast is a supple word, it feels good in your mouth. It rolls off my tounge, out of my mouth. The word represents so many things, fun bags, boobys, mommie's milk jugs, hooters, mellons, wasooms and the ever popular, portable air bags. I ask you how can you not feel the swelling of joy (not to mention other things) in you when the word breast is uttered. I am man, and I love breast!!!

Awww... kisses it and makes it better! It's magical!

~Trampy

If you where wondering I was making a joke about the line "Getting a hole poked in me today". I know it was a bad joke but I dont care. I liked it. An I promise while their is still breath in my body, I will keep making bad jokes!

My friend once asked me (after 6 bongloads) to pierce his nose with a large sewing needle. So, equipped with a sterilized (with a bic lighter) needle and some vice grips, I wrestled to get that needle through his shnozz. And guess what? The nose is tougher to poke through than you'd think! I heard this gross popping sound as the needle went in, but I couldn't push it all the way through. Moral to the story: don't let your stoned friends stick needles in you...

i am the angel in your nightmare...

Still stuck in the nightmare?

[Edited on Oct 06, 2004 1:50AM]

Are you ok?

Ah a fear of needles, I had that big time when I was little- I was so scared my dentist had to use laughing gas to do anything on me. I somehow grew out of it though. I was lucky I guess

u sure u'll be ok dude? wats up?

septum piercing? sounds cool!

aww no hope tomorrow isnt too saddening

best wishes dude

Man you got a the luck! Have you been keeping a heathy diet. You know not enough virgins in you deit could be making you sick. You know what they say, a virgin a day keeps the black death away. Plus eatting tons of virgins is a great source of vitamine C and A, so keep those virgins coming!

dude that sucks.. hope ur feeling better soon...!

Hope you feel better.

Time to rest, your body will thank you later! Don't forget to eat too.

I'm loopy.

Time to chill! Your mind is writing checks that your body just can't cash!

How are you sir?

how big are they?

Definately go back to the piercers and get them to look at it. It should be free if the piercer is any good. I hope it heals!!! My nose went all manky at first, damn keloid.