...some people have questions
...some people want answers
If you could give yourself a name, what would it be?
Dr.
What age do you wish you were?
no matter what age you were you would think it would be better to be something else...
5 material (can't be people- people are not "things") things you "can't live without"?
my eyes, a place to live, clean clothes, something to write on, food
Thing that will make you crazy if you have to do it one more time.
go back up 5 flights of stairs before going to work because I almost forgot my lunch. or waiting for the bus in the cold rain without an umbrella
Do you owe any library fines?
highschool im sure
Favorite non-obscene word?
yo' (just as stupid as saying fuckingbastard in a meeting)
What kind of drunk are you?
I love everybody, then I think that you and me should hang out more, and then I fall asleep
Most recent embarassing moment (be specific. no cop outs)?
my boss saw me picking my nose in my cubical today at work
If you made your own t-shirt, what would it say?
skate or die
Can you change a flat tire?
if I call AAA
What's your earliest memory?
getting scared going up the stairs of one of those big yellow slides they have at carnivals
If you absolutely had no choice but to fight someone, what's would be your first move??
i would push them in the chest as hard as I possibly could and then punch them in the face even harder. (but only if they were fucking with you)
Favorite number?
8
Are you a talker or a listener?
talker trying to listen more
The one thing that cheers you up without fail?
talking on the phone (its the only time i like to talk on the phone)
Who's the one person with whom you wish you could go back and start all over again?
my brother
Worst job you ever had?
bus boy at the Pasta Lovers restaurante'
Thing that never fails to make you shake your head in disbelief?
adults that act like babies. eneducated soccer moms driving SUVs
Last time you won at something?
I won 25,000 dollars playing plinko on the price is right! Then I rolled exactly 1$ on the big wheel... moved into the showcase showdown and won a pair of matching sail boats, a new bedroom set and my very own NEW CAR!!! ...no, I lie to you...
What's something you're good at that is kind of embarassing?
confuzing street clurks into thinking I have already paid them.
THE ARTS
Guiltiest Pleasure- Music?
they might be giants
Guiltiest Pleasure- Movies?
unhappy ironic endings and tragety
Favorite book?
heartbreaking work of a staggering genius
Favorite Song Lyrics
everything all of the time
Movie quote that best describes your life?
"Its just a couch! ...and it has become more important to you than living, and baby, thats just crazy"
"it's a ninteen sixty five pontiac firebird... the car I have always wanted since I was sixteen and now I have it. ...I RULE"
Worst movie you've ever seen?
battlefield earth
Favorite movie.
come on now...
Worst concert?
breaking benjerman
Best concert?
readiohead in west palm
How many movies do you own?
over 200
How many cd's?
0... mp3 pirate extrordinare!
How many MP3's are on your computer?
6 gigs
Actor you'd like to slap silly?
tom arnald
If there was a reality show about you, what would it be called?
"how the hell did that happen?"
Supefly, Dolemite, or Shaft?
napolean
Sam Jackson or Lawrence Fishburne?
whatever
Bruce Lee or Jet Li?
yoda is the only true master
Kung-fu flicks or spaghetti westerns?
gimmie the westerns
Favorite Simpson's episode?
any one where homer drops to the floor and rolls around on his head
Last movie you saw?
communion
Last time you read any Shakespeare?
heh...
Favorite CD to listen to when your tryin' to sleep?
zero 7 or mogwaii
Favorite magazine?
playboy
Favorite tv channel?
history
Top 3 songs to listen to when you're pissed off?
bands... tool, rage, and smashing pumpkins
...you're driving?
perfect
Favorite line from Napoleon Dynamite?
reflexes...
Favorite John Cusack movie?
dont know
TV show you loved as a kid but when you watch the reruns now it's really awful?
peewee's playhouse
Who sucks the most: Stallone, Schwarzeneggar, Seagal, or Van Damme?
stallone... what an ass
Segal is hillarious... 1 point for effort
Who's your favorite muppet?
animal!
Other Crud:
Favorite food to make someone?
cut up wine fruit and cheese (I cant cook)
Favorite candy?
starbursts!
Favrorite chocolate bar?
take five
Chicken or Beef?
chicken
Rice or Noodles?
rice
Favorite cheese?
smoked guda
Favorite video game?
metroid, sim city
Geekiest thing you own?
everything I own is geeky
Favorite super-hero?
lester burnum
First car?
1985 pontiac fiero
Ever been in a car accident?
no
Ever been to a hockey game?
no
Favorite skateboarder?
?
Favorite X-games moment?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahhh! hand rail to the groin followed my assphault
Last thing you bought for somebody else?
a whisky sour
What colour is your rain coat?
blak
How often do you go bowling?
2 a year
How many hoodies do you have?
strange... had them yesteday
What's your favorite pair of shoes?
green adidas
How many credit cards do you have?
zero...debit cards yo'
Biggest thing you wasted money on?
crappy food
Chocolate or vanilla?
vannila
And Finally... (it's about fuckin' time!)
Cake or Death?
Cake... dumb ass. who the hell picks death over cake?
...some people want answers
If you could give yourself a name, what would it be?
Dr.
What age do you wish you were?
no matter what age you were you would think it would be better to be something else...
5 material (can't be people- people are not "things") things you "can't live without"?
my eyes, a place to live, clean clothes, something to write on, food
Thing that will make you crazy if you have to do it one more time.
go back up 5 flights of stairs before going to work because I almost forgot my lunch. or waiting for the bus in the cold rain without an umbrella
Do you owe any library fines?
highschool im sure
Favorite non-obscene word?
yo' (just as stupid as saying fuckingbastard in a meeting)
What kind of drunk are you?
I love everybody, then I think that you and me should hang out more, and then I fall asleep
Most recent embarassing moment (be specific. no cop outs)?
my boss saw me picking my nose in my cubical today at work
If you made your own t-shirt, what would it say?
skate or die
Can you change a flat tire?
if I call AAA
What's your earliest memory?
getting scared going up the stairs of one of those big yellow slides they have at carnivals
If you absolutely had no choice but to fight someone, what's would be your first move??
i would push them in the chest as hard as I possibly could and then punch them in the face even harder. (but only if they were fucking with you)
Favorite number?
8
Are you a talker or a listener?
talker trying to listen more
The one thing that cheers you up without fail?
talking on the phone (its the only time i like to talk on the phone)
Who's the one person with whom you wish you could go back and start all over again?
my brother
Worst job you ever had?
bus boy at the Pasta Lovers restaurante'
Thing that never fails to make you shake your head in disbelief?
adults that act like babies. eneducated soccer moms driving SUVs
Last time you won at something?
I won 25,000 dollars playing plinko on the price is right! Then I rolled exactly 1$ on the big wheel... moved into the showcase showdown and won a pair of matching sail boats, a new bedroom set and my very own NEW CAR!!! ...no, I lie to you...
What's something you're good at that is kind of embarassing?
confuzing street clurks into thinking I have already paid them.
THE ARTS
Guiltiest Pleasure- Music?
they might be giants
Guiltiest Pleasure- Movies?
unhappy ironic endings and tragety
Favorite book?
heartbreaking work of a staggering genius
Favorite Song Lyrics
everything all of the time
Movie quote that best describes your life?
"Its just a couch! ...and it has become more important to you than living, and baby, thats just crazy"
"it's a ninteen sixty five pontiac firebird... the car I have always wanted since I was sixteen and now I have it. ...I RULE"
Worst movie you've ever seen?
battlefield earth
Favorite movie.
come on now...
Worst concert?
breaking benjerman
Best concert?
readiohead in west palm
How many movies do you own?
over 200
How many cd's?
0... mp3 pirate extrordinare!
How many MP3's are on your computer?
6 gigs
Actor you'd like to slap silly?
tom arnald
If there was a reality show about you, what would it be called?
"how the hell did that happen?"
Supefly, Dolemite, or Shaft?
napolean
Sam Jackson or Lawrence Fishburne?
whatever
Bruce Lee or Jet Li?
yoda is the only true master
Kung-fu flicks or spaghetti westerns?
gimmie the westerns
Favorite Simpson's episode?
any one where homer drops to the floor and rolls around on his head
Last movie you saw?
communion
Last time you read any Shakespeare?
heh...
Favorite CD to listen to when your tryin' to sleep?
zero 7 or mogwaii
Favorite magazine?
playboy
Favorite tv channel?
history
Top 3 songs to listen to when you're pissed off?
bands... tool, rage, and smashing pumpkins
...you're driving?
perfect
Favorite line from Napoleon Dynamite?
reflexes...
Favorite John Cusack movie?
dont know
TV show you loved as a kid but when you watch the reruns now it's really awful?
peewee's playhouse
Who sucks the most: Stallone, Schwarzeneggar, Seagal, or Van Damme?
stallone... what an ass
Segal is hillarious... 1 point for effort
Who's your favorite muppet?
animal!
Other Crud:
Favorite food to make someone?
cut up wine fruit and cheese (I cant cook)
Favorite candy?
starbursts!
Favrorite chocolate bar?
take five
Chicken or Beef?
chicken
Rice or Noodles?
rice
Favorite cheese?
smoked guda
Favorite video game?
metroid, sim city
Geekiest thing you own?
everything I own is geeky
Favorite super-hero?
lester burnum
First car?
1985 pontiac fiero
Ever been in a car accident?
no
Ever been to a hockey game?
no
Favorite skateboarder?
?
Favorite X-games moment?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahhh! hand rail to the groin followed my assphault
Last thing you bought for somebody else?
a whisky sour
What colour is your rain coat?
blak
How often do you go bowling?
2 a year
How many hoodies do you have?
strange... had them yesteday
What's your favorite pair of shoes?
green adidas
How many credit cards do you have?
zero...debit cards yo'
Biggest thing you wasted money on?
crappy food
Chocolate or vanilla?
vannila
And Finally... (it's about fuckin' time!)
Cake or Death?
Cake... dumb ass. who the hell picks death over cake?
starryeyed:
I'll take your nerdy survey now. 