Crazy story about how I met Zui
I have known Zui for years, ever since we were kids. She was the weird girl in my class you know the one who smelled kinda funny and would sometimes pee her pants and tried to pass it off like she spilled her lemonade (where do you get lemonade in the middle of math class anyway?) Okay maybe its understandable if someone has a mistake and it happens once or twice but we were sophomores in college. Once she came in to class looking half dead talking some shit about how ninjas kidnapped her and shoved Twinkies down her pants but we knew she was lying, and shit her pants.
But now that I look back on it, I didnt really talk to Zui on a regular basis until the school cafeteria ran out of funding and had to sell some of the lunch tables Lunch lady Doris made us share a seat at lunch which would have been kinda hot if it werent for the fact that Zui isnt the best person to be around on Bean & Taco Tuesdays