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Monday Jan 16, 2006

Jan 16, 2006
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Well we are off for Hawaii tomorrow. There is an interesting and funny little story that I need to relate though before I go. Last week at work, which is in a bit of a seedy neighborhood, this hooker comes strolling by. She has her pants more than half way down her ass and you can see her entire thong. She was first standing in front of the Jiffy Lube across the street and they ran her off.

This woman was not attractive and did not have a nice body. So then she is standing in the middle of the street, with her pants down, almost below her crotch, and she is dancing trying to get cars to stop. So she finally ends up on our side of the street talking to a bunch of the Mexicans that work at the carwash next door. So we are standing in the garage watching all of this and laughing. You couldn't help but laugh because it was so absurd.

The conversation must have been going well because all of the sudden she pulled her pants down to her knees and started showing the goods. Then she turned around and showed everything from behind. Then she was gone. I don't know if she made any money but it really was just something that had to be seen to be believed. puke puke skull robot puke puke

See you all in 2 weeks.
daniofthedead:
have fun! enjoy the beautiful place
Jan 16, 2006
gnarface_killah:
Nice pic of you in front of that SU-22

Jan 30, 2006

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